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Why was the old lady banned from the petstore?
-Cause "Gramma-stole-a-rosea!"
-Cause "Gramma-stole-a-rosea!"
Lame spider jokes
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LOL. Good one!!!
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That might be the best one on the whole thread. :clap: :clap: :clap:
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How do you tell if Your T's been drinking too much caffeinated water?
It'll get "pedi-palpitations"
It'll get "pedi-palpitations"
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Ok now you over extended yourself. Lol, should have quit on a high note. 
That was nowhere near lame. You went a few levels down from it. Maybe even made a whole new level.
Umm, have not most of us been making these lame jokes 'right there and then'. Looks like your MAIN reason for being voted winner has been blown away. Sorry.
All of the jokes are suppose to suck or the name of this thread would be useless. Am I right Butch???
What makes you so great???
Don't worry, I don't think anyone else here has even came close to you, your greatness.
Yeah, your first one was very good and original.Ok now you over extended yourself. Lol, should have quit on a high note.
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I have complete authority over this thread and I say you suck. If you have the shameless audacity to write any such nonsense on my thread again, I will personally fly to Germany and challenge you to a duel. And yes, that will involve me slapping you in the face with a glove in a shameful manner within sight of your family and peers. Good day, Sir.
And we have a winner. No wait...that had nothing to do with spiders. :wall:
Damn funny anyway.
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if you tel your teacher that a tarantula ate your homework, and its true, you might be a T keeper
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if you have ever purchased hemostats, and your not in the medical profession or a stoner, you might be a T keeper
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H. minax is not the devil.
And you sir are a cheat and a cad for trying to cheat me out of my winningness. I send my bottom gasses in your genral direction and hope that all the tarsus of legs III of all your spiders drop off for no reason what so ever.
A duel you may offer and I do accept chose your water melon for things will get banana like!
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Right, then. I suggest you produce an umbrella, because an old fashioned American shit storm should be coming your way shortly. And I expect a 12 pack of Heineken, on the house, and your mother in one of those adorable french maid outfits. Good day, Sir!
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OK, but what's the average flight speed of a Swallow?....lol......
Couldn't help it....
Couldn't help it....
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How many spiders does it take, to change a lightbulb??
One if its a LAMPropelma
One if its a LAMPropelma
Like the wizord of oz you mean?
Sure you can have the Heineken I like proper beer anyway.
You may wish to change your mind once you have seen my mother!
You may want to wash those grapes before you start to swing them from the lamp posts so be forwarned!
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That said your mate Bob looks pretty good in a summer dress, better then me in a gimp suit any day.You may wish to change your mind once you have seen my mother!
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That is not a joke, that is a ball faced lie