Lame spider jokes

[butch4skin]

Alright, this thread is to see who can come up with the lamest spider-oriented joke. The only rule is that you have to at least claim that you made it up yourself. That way, if you lie and get called out on it, everyone else gets to laugh and call you a loser because you couldn't even make up your own corny joke. Anyway, here's the first one. What's ironic about the scientific name Ceratogyrus bechuanicus? The fact that I betcha-don't-wanna-kiss from one of those! ...Huh? It's good, right?

 

[Drachenjager]

no, but better than anything that i can come up with off the top of my head lol


Little Miss Muffet
sat on her tuffet
playing with her T
the big orange spider
bit down on her
must have been an OBT

see what i mean

 

[butch4skin]

Awww, come on. You telling me you can't do better(worse) than that?

 

[butch4skin]

no, but better than anything that i can come up with off the top of my head lol


Little Miss Muffet
sat on her tuffet
playing with her T
the big orange spider
bit down on her
must have been an OBT

see what i mean

HA! I like it, you'll put Bill Shakespeare out of business yet. Keep 'em coming.

 

[Drachenjager]

HA! I like it, you'll put Bill Shakespeare out of business yet. Keep 'em coming.

I just got my first OBT last night at the DFW_TAG meeting lol i already love that thing.

 

[butch4skin]

I just got my first OBT last night at the DFW_TAG meeting lol i already love that thing.

Oh, everyone needs at least one OBT and one G. aureostriata, to maintain some sort of balance. That much, at least, is obvious.

 

[AubZ]

A T walks into it's hide....OUCH!

 

[butch4skin]

Ok ok...A T walks into a bar, right? And the bartender says, "Hey, why the long 'pace?"

note: 'pace is short for carapace. It's a stretch, I know, but...

 

[AubZ]

Haha...
What do you call a fem Goliath guarding her eggsac??? Maam.

 

[ChrisNCT]

ok ok heres one...

Whats Scoobys favorite T?


A Gooooty gootie blue!

 

[The_Thunderer]

ok ok heres one...

Whats Scoobys favorite T?


A Gooooty gootie blue!

OOOOHHHH! LOL! I like this one... kinda....

 

[butch4skin]

good stuff people

 

[mikeythefireman]

ok ok heres one...

Whats Scoobys favorite T?


A Gooooty gootie blue!

The key with this one is to say it aloud with witnesses. I love this joke and hardly anyone I know is gonna get it.

 

[butch4skin]

The key with this one is to say it aloud with witnesses. I love this joke and hardly anyone I know is gonna get it.

Dude, if your older than 20 or so you should get it, no excuses.

 

[Nivek]

I'm trying to resist the urge to pok(i)e fun at you all.:}

 

[AubZ]

Just like Pokiemon

 

[opusmaxJ8W]

What was the T's secret to success?

B. klaasi

 

[Talkenlate04]

What was the T's secret to success?

B. klaasi

:? I have no clue what the joke was, or might have been. Guess that does make it a bad joke though

 

[AubZ]

Maybe the answer should be - "Going to B klassi"

 

[ShadowBlade]

I just spend hours combing through my comedian-in-training brain, and came up with this beauty. Be sure to warn you audience not to drink before telling them this.

Why did the tarantula cross the road?

To get to the other side.

-Sean