Lame spider jokes

Talkenlate04

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I just spend hours combing through my comedian-in-training brain, and came up with this beauty. Be sure to warn you audience not to drink before telling them this.

Why did the tarantula cross the road?

To get to the other side.:)

-Sean
:worship: :worship: :worship:
 

Alakdan

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I just spend hours combing through my comedian-in-training brain, and came up with this beauty. Be sure to warn you audience not to drink before telling them this.

Why did the tarantula cross the road?

To get to the other side.:)

-Sean
Arrgh! You beat me to it!!
 

ShadowBlade

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Ooh ooh, I got another one. I'm on a roll.

Why did the tarantula cross the park?

To get to the other slide {D

-Sean
 

Talkenlate04

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FINE I will be equally as lame as this entire thread.

Why did the tarantula cross the tank?

Too bury the water dish.
{D
Ok seriously, this has to be locked now, I can't take it anymore. :p

it is "Be Classy" B. klassi
Hey if you point it out one more time maybe I will get it. :rolleyes: Did you read the other 5 responses before you saying the SAME THING?
I Must have COFFEE!
 

Drachenjager

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FINE I will be equally as lame as this entire thread.

Why did the tarantula cross the tank?

Too bury the water dish.
{D
Ok seriously, this has to be locked now, I can't take it anymore. :p
lol best one yet

Hey if you point it out one more time maybe I will get it. :rolleyes: Did you read the other 5 responses before you saying the SAME THING?
I Must have COFFEE!
lol nope i didnt lol when i got that far own i thought to myself , "self, you should have read the rest of the thread before replying " but then thought NAHHH maybe Ryan will read this one AFTER his coffee lol
 

-Sarah-

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Okay okay, here's one:

Why did the tarantula cross the road?

(Silence)

To mate on the other side! {D


Or how about... A man walks into a bar with a tarantula. The tarantula flops down on the counter and after 5 drinks it passes out. The man gets up to leave and the bartender points at the T and goes, "Hey! You can't just leave that lyin' there!" The man says, "That's not a lion. It's a tarantula!"

(*Proceeds to get booed off the thread*)

-Sarah
 

AubZ

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What does a T look for when buying a floor matt???

Moultability
 

ShadowBlade

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What did the cricket say to the tarantula?

Nothing, crickets can't talk{D {D {D

-Sean
 

butch4skin

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I just spend hours combing through my comedian-in-training brain, and came up with this beauty. Be sure to warn you audience not to drink before telling them this.

Why did the tarantula cross the road?

To get to the other side.:)

-Sean
I think we have a winner, people.
 

butch4skin

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Why did the H lividum seal itself in a hole for 3 months?






Because it was feeling blue! Yeah, I'll be here all week.
 

-Sarah-

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Oh come on. Mine were funny! Seriously! How come we don't have "honorable mentions"?? ;P

-Sarah
 

AubZ

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Miss B klassi met up with Mr T blondi. He really loved her cute lil 'pink toes' even though she had 'Antilles'.
 
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