Lame spider jokes

[R.W.]

The B. albopilosum looked in the mirror and said: "I hate bad hair days!"

What do you want for nothing? Rubber Biscuit!

 

[Drachenjager]

:wall: They'll get the Scooby reference, the P. metallica reference might leave them stumped.

Mikey

hmm what dance to P. metallicas do?
the gooty bump or the goot scoot boogie

 

[Dev]

There was once a male T, he was done mating with the female T. Once they finished the male T thought to himself "o crap im in a 'hairy' situation now"

 

[ShadowBlade]

Mine so won. I challenge anyone to come up with a lamer joke.

*Highlight my posts, I hide words in them sometimes*

-Sean

 

[Arachno_Shack]

Ok....

A guy walks into a bar with a Rosehair on his shoulder. The bartender ask's: "Where the hell did you find that?"..........


The Rosehair says: "A pet store, they're everywhere!"


Sorry............

 

[Truff135]

Why did the rosea cross the tank?

Oh, wait....she didn't.

Da dum DUM! :worship:

 

[Drachenjager]

hows this

My G. rosea moved.

 

[butch4skin]

hows this

My G. rosea moved.

Well that's just a filthy lie.

 

[Drachenjager]

Well that's just a filthy lie.

oh yeah thats for the T liar thread

 

[SPIDERBYTE]

What do you get for trying to creatively re-arrange your OBT's tank while she's still in there?

FANG-SHUI!


One female T asks another: "So how was your first date?"
reply: ---"Delicious---BUUURRRRPP!!"

 

[butch4skin]

What do you get for trying to creatively re-arrange your OBT's tank while she's still in there?

FANG-SHUI!


One female T asks another: "So how was your first date?"
reply: ---"Delicious---BUUURRRRPP!!"

Oh, that's rich.

 

[The_Thunderer]

Or how about... A man walks into a bar with a tarantula. The tarantula flops down on the counter and after 5 drinks it passes out. The man gets up to leave and the bartender points at the T and goes, "Hey! You can't just leave that lyin' there!" The man says, "That's not a lion. It's a tarantula!"

(*Proceeds to get booed off the thread*)

-Sarah

I won't boo you, but someone has to get the HOOK!!!

 

[GOMER113]

The following is based on an actual conversation I had with my wife last night. It has been modified to qualify as a lame joke.

Me: I didn't even notice how fat Tari's adomen is.
Wife: You're probably overfeeding her.
Me: I haven't fed her since last Sunday. It's been 8 days.
Wife: Are you sure?
Me: Yes, I'm sure. One thing that might be possible, though, is that she may have been caught in the wild and I've been reading about quite a few people buying wild caught females and they turn out to be gravid.
Wife: Pregnant?
Me: Eggsac-ly.

 

[Pink-Poodle88]

You want the lamest spider joke? Simple, just watch "arachnophobia" or basically any of those low budget 1950's horror films. Those are by far the ultimate spider jokes.

 

[spartybassoon]

Except, Arachnophobia is GOOD movie...

 

[Truff135]

Except, Arachnophobia is GOOD movie...

Good for a laugh maybe
It's been a while since I've seen it, didn't that spider at the end jump like 20 feet across the room or something ridiculous like that? LOL! I always remember though how sad I felt when that one guy stepped on the spider on a porch or something...man it's really been a long time...

 

[-Sarah-]

I won't boo you, but someone has to get the HOOK!!!

Well, at least I didn't get booed yet :worship: Hey, it looks like a ton of people are "hooked" on this thread!

(Wowee, another lame joke. I'm on a hot buttered roll here, people!)

-Sarah

 

[Truff135]

Stop making me hungry, Sarah!
Also, let me be the first to boo you!
...
No, I can't. I don't have it in me to boo anything (except the Wolverines )

 

[AubZ]

Seeing as I'm feeling very Gooty tonight, let's see...

Why did the T cross the road?

Cuz the idiot owner forgot to close the lid.

 

[bushbuster]

Originally Posted by LordofScorpions
I currently have a five in a half, gallon tank, I was wondering could I house a Rose Hair in it?
You have a 5 in a 1/2 Gallon tank? I wouldn't put a Rose Hair in it, if a 5 is residing there. I hear those 5's are really, really horrid creatures, and no Rosie should ever be subjected to one.