Lame spider jokes

[butch4skin]

quit* it seems you have already been affected by the jokes

Yeh, wel, I sturted teh thred, did'nt eye?

 

[ParabuthusKing]

Alright, this thread is to see who can come up with the lamest spider-oriented joke. The only rule is that you have to at least claim that you made it up yourself. That way, if you lie and get called out on it, everyone else gets to laugh and call you a loser because you couldn't even make up your own corny joke. Anyway, here's the first one. What's ironic about the scientific name Ceratogyrus bechuanicus? The fact that I betcha-don't-wanna-kiss from one of those! ...Huh? It's good, right?

I think this is my favorite :worship: :worship:

 

[chance]

Lame Joke

MM T...I have searched burrow after burrow and I cant find t.Blondi!

Sling..Did she tell ya what she looked like man?

 

[chance]

MMT...No but she sounded like a real KILLER!!


Chance......sorry i didnt mean to post the first part accedent

 

[AubZ]

Alright, this thread is to see who can come up with the lamest spider-oriented joke. The only rule is that you have to at least claim that you made it up yourself. That way, if you lie and get called out on it, everyone else gets to laugh and call you a loser because you couldn't even make up your own corny joke. Anyway, here's the first one. What's ironic about the scientific name Ceratogyrus bechuanicus? The fact that I betcha-don't-wanna-kiss from one of those! ...Huh? It's good, right?

Let me be the first to point & laugh

Well since we're goin' there......


A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a daddy long legs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is a mommy long legs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy long legs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.

"Well, we're not having any of THAT in our garden."




An oldie, but a goodie...I think!

 

[butch4skin]

Arachnoshack, did you break the rules? You know what the penalty for that is...

 

[chance]

T.Blondi

I did the T.Blondi climb over the glass????

 

[chance]

T.Blondi

I did the T.Blondi climb over the glass????










To see what was on the other side!!

 

[butch4skin]

to get to the other hide

 

[NevularScorpion]

Ok since where in this joking thing i might as well share some jokes of my own .... ok ..why do dead T blondi cross the road? ........because they are stapled with the chicken

 

[butch4skin]

Did you hear the one about the priest, the avic, and the one-eyed Laotian hooker?

 

[butch4skin]

<edit> <edit> <edit> <edit> <edit> ! <edit>. <edit> <edit>, <edit><edit><edit>, to which the pinktoe replied, "no, that's my leg 4 you dumb <edit>!"

 

[AubZ]

We speaking in edits now.

Why did the Avic jump from one brach to another?

Cuz it can.

 

[butch4skin]

nuh uh .

 

[Scorpendra]

why did the Pamphobeteus sp. cross the road?

it was dragging the chicken.

 

[AubZ]

Which T sailed out to sea??

A seemanni

 

[GOMER113]

^ And there you go. Corny. Lame. Perfect.

 

[AubZ]

SO do I WIN!!!! Huh Huh!!!

 

[GOMER113]

I don't know... I kind of liked my "eggsac-ly" joke.

 

[T 'n T]

Why is there only half a cricket in the vial?

Because it’s butt was in a sling.