Lame spider jokes
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We may just have to have winners for different categories of jokes, sorta like superlatives. I just see too much genius flying around for there to be just one winner.
I declare you the WINNER in the Funniest Joke category.Why is there only half a cricket in the vial?
Because it’s butt was in a sling.
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YEAH!!! boo the wolverines! go MSU!No, I can't. I don't have it in me to boo anything (except the Wolverines
(sorry, i think i just got waaaay off-topic:8o couldn't help myself...)
oh- and i liked the "egg-sacly" joke. that get's my vote!!
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Stop making me hungry, Sarah!
Also, let me be the first to boo you!
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No, I can't. I don't have it in me to boo anything (except the Wolverines
Okay, I'll admit. I'm in love with food! How can I not share my love of food with everybody??
Well thanks, at least that's one more person who won't boo me
Speaking of booing teams, I like booing the Dallas Cowboys and the Tennessee Titans... -Sarah
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what Ts are always in contact?
A-phone-opelma spp.!
what did one arachnokeeper give another for Valentine's day?
a boquet of roseas!
why did the man stop doing to McDonalds?
they started serving Big Maculatas!
what tarantula is in every cobbler's collection?
Holothele shoemakeri
A-phone-opelma spp.!
what did one arachnokeeper give another for Valentine's day?
a boquet of roseas!
why did the man stop doing to McDonalds?
they started serving Big Maculatas!
what tarantula is in every cobbler's collection?
Holothele shoemakeri
Uh oh, don't say that around my husband, he's a die-hard Cowboys fan (it's OK though I don't like 'em eitherOkay, I'll admit. I'm in love with food! How can I not share my love of food with everybody??
Well thanks, at least that's one more person who won't boo me
-Sarah
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Uh-oh! Two of my favorite people on the boards don't like the Cowboys???? I was BORN in Texas! LOL. "If you prick me, do I not bleed silver and blue?"Uh oh, don't say that around my husband, he's a die-hard Cowboys fan (it's OK though I don't like 'em either
SOB!!!! I'm gonna have to add both of you to the "not-so-favorite-people" list now.... SOB!!!
J/K!!! Go Cowboys! Go Pokes!
Fred
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We'll, you're right! I didn't make it up, but I didn't lie about making it up either...Hmmmm How many rules did I break???
I thought it was funny, and just had to share....
I already submitted MY true, corny, self-adapted joke. Guess it wasn't that funny?....:?
My vote is for the half a cricket in a vial joke....VERY creative!:clap:
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Technically you broke 0.5 rules.We'll, you're right! I didn't make it up, but I didn't lie about making it up either...Hmmmm How many rules did I break???
I thought it was funny, and just had to share....
I already submitted MY true, corny, self-adapted joke. Guess it wasn't that funny?....:?
My vote is for the half a cricket in a vial joke....VERY creative!:clap:
If it's an OBT, then just mist him a lil bit.
Oh nooooo! Don't do that Fred! I'll purposely stick my hand in my lividum's cage if my "oracle" decides to shun me. I guess I shouldn't say I dislike the Cowboys...I root for them if they're playing against a team I care even less for LOL.Uh-oh! Two of my favorite people on the boards don't like the Cowboys???? I was BORN in Texas! LOL. "If you prick me, do I not bleed silver and blue?"
SOB!!!! I'm gonna have to add both of you to the "not-so-favorite-people" list now.... SOB!!!
Go Cowboys! Go Pokes!
Fred
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If you don't get this one , the answer to the last question is YOU.
Gary: Hey, what is that big reddish avic you have called?
Mark: You mean the Bicegoi?
Gary: Who are you callin GOY? !
Gary: Hey, what is that big reddish avic you have called?
Mark: You mean the Bicegoi?
Gary: Who are you callin GOY? !
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My vote goes to the "eggsac-ly" joke!
Q:-what did one spider say to the other?
A:-Hey I am the first ever English speaking spider!
Shame this spider lived in China eh.
I vote this is the lamest and also the best joke because it was me that just made it up right there and then. Also the rest of the jokes all suck and I am really great.
If this joke has already appeared in this thread then that poster has been reading my mind in a kind of back to the future type of way.
Cheers
Chris
A:-Hey I am the first ever English speaking spider!
Shame this spider lived in China eh.
I vote this is the lamest and also the best joke because it was me that just made it up right there and then. Also the rest of the jokes all suck and I am really great.
If this joke has already appeared in this thread then that poster has been reading my mind in a kind of back to the future type of way.
Cheers
Chris