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Lame spider jokes
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Check this out. What is the most fabulous Theraphosid genus?
Homoeomma(nobody get defensive it's just a joke).
Homoeomma(nobody get defensive it's just a joke).
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I dont get it?.?
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most fabulous
Homoeomma
He's just trying to hard now.
Homoeomma
He's just trying to hard now.
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I haven't even begun to try hard.
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Yippie can't wait for more.
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I'm sure you'll be hanging on my every word Ryan. Nice to know I have fans.
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Now I remember who you remind me of...... phil jones........
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Who's that?
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makes no sense to me
oh well
when i think of fabulous i think of the Beatles you know the Fab 4
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Well since we're goin' there......
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a daddy long legs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a mommy long legs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy long legs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, we're not having any of THAT in our garden."
An oldie, but a goodie...I think!
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a daddy long legs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a mommy long legs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy long legs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, we're not having any of THAT in our garden."
An oldie, but a goodie...I think!
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Hmmm does that mean I get the hook?
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Why dont you use mirrored bottomed water dishes in your T tank?
The T. blondi would drown itself...
The T. blondi would drown itself...
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not from me, im not a hook er
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Now, THAT"S lame!!!....lol....
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You better quit, then, because you don't have many to spare.OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
ba-dum-BAH!