If Arachnids used social media.....

[GalacticFurai]

Welcome Darcietheemo, and theBrain to the chat!
Darcietheemo: so theres this human that moved my leaf when I wasn't looking and now I wont look at him anymore

theBrain: hahaha, its been two weeks since I got new clothes and I'm still hiding from hooman

 

[Andrea82]

SpeedToe said:
My. Humidity. Is. Down. Again.
FOr the SEcond TIme THis MOnth!
C'mon!! I can't live like this!?!?!
#savetheavics!

@SpeedToe
Dude, your humidity is fine. You on one of your hypochondriac episodes again? Don't believe everything the HumanNet tells you!
Regards, MetallicToes

 

[Andrea82]

Welcome Darcietheemo, and theBrain to the chat!
Darcietheemo: so theres this human that moved my leaf when I wasn't looking and now I wont look at him anymore

theBrain: hahaha, its been two weeks since I got new clothes and I'm still hiding from hooman

@theBrain
That's cute.
Regards QueenBaboontheFirst.

 

[MintyWood826]

NhanduNation said:
Bwahaha, I let my human take a picture of me today. Little do they know I'm just teasing them before becoming a pet hole!

 

[Arthroverts]

SpeedToe said:
Right, its ok, I'm okay, humidity is fine, ventulation is fine. Breath in, breath ou...how do ya take a deep breath with book lungs?

Bristles said:
@NhanduNation, I'm the same way, but only when it comes to food...
#fastlikeaporteri

 

[Rigor Mortis]

RollerSkateKate said:
Do you guys ever have that kind of day where all you wanna do is chill on the wall? Sometimes I could stay on the wall all day lol.
#arboreallikethat

 

[Andrea82]

RollerSkateKate said:
Do you guys ever have that kind of day where all you wanna do is chill on the wall? Sometimes I could stay on the wall all day lol.
#arboreallikethat

RollerSkateKate
Ohmygosh where did you find EIGHT of the same skates in the same size??!
Love
MetallicToes!

 

[Rigor Mortis]

RollerSkateKate
Ohmygosh where did you find EIGHT of the same skates in the same size??!
Love
MetallicToes!

RollerSkateKate said:
@ MetallicToes
It took FOREVER!! My human keeper had to custom order them. They kept sending ones in sling sizes and I am NOT a sling.

 

[Arthroverts]

MrsHanumavilasumica said:
@RollerSkateKate, I totally know what you mean! The farthest I got was the shelf though, my humon is pokie quick! Darn catch cup...

BTW, looking for a male that might be willing to hang out sometime, I can't repopulate my species alone!!

GoldenKnee said:
One word: Waxworms. Got some tonight and they are soooo delicious! More, give me more!
#waxwormfeast

The Imperative Imperator said:
Got sum supers tonight, I can't complane. Dos anybody have problems wth this white dust the humon sprinkles on the supers though? Tastes awful.
#superwormsplainandsimple

 

[Andrea82]

@goldenknee
I tried a waxworm once after I had a really tough molt, but the freakin thing blew up all over my face and I had to spend an extra hour cleaning the stuff of my face.
MetallicToes

 

[Arthroverts]

GoldenKnee said:
Your human must have gotten them from a big box chain store, those things are awful! My human gets them from a fishing supply store, so they are much leaner but still delicious!
#waxworms

 

[Arthroverts]

BigBoehmi said:
Yo yo yo! any other Brachypelmas in the house?
#brachylife

 

[Teal]

RollerSkateKate said:
Do you guys ever have that kind of day where all you wanna do is chill on the wall? Sometimes I could stay on the wall all day lol.
#arboreallikethat

BuckingBrachy replied to RollerSkateKate:
Saaaaame, girl! My human is like, "Get down off that wall!" and I'm all, "You're not my real mom!"
#IAmRuckusTheRebel #chillinlikeavillain

BigBoehmi said:
Yo yo yo! any other Brachypelmas in the house?
#brachylife

BuckingBrachy replied to BigBoehmi:
Whoop whoop! What up broski!
#BrachyBrosFoLife

 

[Moebius]

BadassB.Vagans said:
Sometimes I let the biped get close to me. I don't pose for him... I just slowly stalk over and try to take a bite to screw with him while giving me water. He still tries to put his hand into my territory, so I've gotten into slowly creeping up at him and doing what I do at home at the edge of my territory. Same result, still puts his hand in my stuff. I think they're a pretty stupid species, they don't seem to learn from repeated events, and my web all over as "DIS IS MINE HUMAN" sign is apparently illegible, they can't even understand utterly clear language. He bumped me once, and I sued for sexual harassment; he didn't understand my urticating setae were a formal, legal complaint. Stupider and stupider...
#BipedsHaveDefectiveBrains

 

[MintyWood826]

RollerSkateKate said:
Do you guys ever have that kind of day where all you wanna do is chill on the wall? Sometimes I could stay on the wall all day lol.
#arboreallikethat

Pinktoeclimber said:
@RollerSkateKate
Wait, is it that not normal?? I LIVE on the wall. XD
#AnActualArboreal

Pinktoeclimber has changed their username to Aviculariaclimber

 

[Rigor Mortis]

RollerSkateKate said:
I'm starting to think that the human keeper forgot about me. It's been FOREVER since I got a cricket, I'm definitely gonna starve in here. #FreeKate

DorisTheSpider said:
Not only does moulting SUCK, but it sucks even more when I'm trying to get some beauty sleep and the keeper puts light in my room, like go away! I'm trying to harden over here!

 

[Vanisher]

The spider would say: Look, i am on the webb again!

 

[MintyWood826]

BrachyAnne said:
I'm now constructing a shrine that touches the bottom of the plastic sky. Gotta keep those humans guessing!
#architect #renovation #homesweethome

 

[Arthroverts]

BumblingBumba said:
Hey all! New to the Fangbook, but I'm here! Probably one of the last few Bumba cabocla's to make it out of Brasilia legally!

Anyway, totally agree @BrachyAnne! I like to freak out my keeper by not constructing a tunnel, webbing, or anything, I just bury myself in the dirt, and he can't find me! Once, I set up my molt to look like I was dead, and then hid in the dirt; keeper looked through all of the cage before he saw one of my toe's sticking up against the plastic, arggh! I almost had him...
#freakyTarantulas #can'tfindme #hidelikeyou'veneverbefore #homesweethome

 

[Arthroverts]

MexicanRadKnee said:
*sigh*
Day 17 without a cricket...
*sigh*