Your Dumbest Tarantula Names

[Potatatas]

My brother just asked what I've named my tarantulas. My B. albo has been semi officially named Chicken Nugget since I got it and had to make up the other 3's names just now.
So here's what I went with:

Chicken Nugget Junior aka Chicken Nugget the Second
Chicken Nugget the Third
Chicken Nugget the Duke of Wessex

These names are for my 3 new slings; P. regalis, C. cyneopubescens & L. parahybana.

What's the stupidest name you've given your T's (or any pet for that matter)?

 

[Whitelightning777]

If the breeder that I sent my mature male H pulchripes to gets a sac, I'm getting 3 slings back. I already got 2 P vittata slings from him suspect male and suspect female.

I'm gonna name the three of them jumping jack flash!!

 

[Potatatas]

If the breeder that I sent my mature male H pulchripes to gets a sac, I'm getting 3 slings back. I already got 2 P vittata slings from him suspect male and suspect female.

I'm gonna name the three of them jumping jack flash!!

Had to youtube that song and just realised it's almost the same guitar riff as Satisfaction!

 

[nicodimus22]

Arnold Schwarzelegger.

 

[Venom1080]

Nibbles.

 

[antinous]

I normally don't name my tarantulas whatsoever (just their scientific name), but I once had a 'mystery' T that I called 'the beast' because it would throw up a threat posture to just about everything.

 

[Sarkhan42]

We've got a B. hamorii named Pirate where I work. We were doing a program with little kids not long after receiving her and of course got asked "What's her name?", not having one we let the little girl who asked name her whatever she wanted. And so she was dubbed Pirate maybe not dumb but rather silly might be the proper word!

 

[Arachnophoric]

I have an N. incei gold named Nugget and my N. tripepii named Puppy. Do those count?

 

[Willuminati]

#666

 

[monstermomma]

Shay-nay-nay

 

[UniqueUserName]

I only have two, a B. albo and a C. versi. I’ve always called my albo Spidey. Now I call the versi Little Spidey.

 

[BearFatEnsemble]

My T.Stirmis name is Phillip until I can sex it and my A. geniculata is Oggie. Also have a scorp called Eugene.

 

[buzz182]

I have an N. incei gold named Nugget and my N. tripepii named Puppy. Do those count?

I called my N.incei fanta and tango. I like names that will be easy to remember if my collection gets larger.

 

[Liquifin]

The most simple and UNIQUE name of all my T.'s is my LP is named Tarantula. Yes, its that simple.

 

[draconisj4]

Kind of unimaginative but my 2 G. pulchripes are Fluffy and Mittens, and my M. robustum is named Boots. I won't go into the rest of the names because I might bore everyone to death,lol.

 

[tewebag]

I only have one with a name, No Name my rosie. Every one kept asking what I named it and I kept replying "it has no name". I eventually got tired of them so I just named it 'No Name' to mess with people.

 

[laservet]

I am the only male in an office of women, they wanted to name my sling and picked Phobia in part because it is gender neutral. Once it is old enough to sex I’ll throw a gender reveal party for them. It’s a family atmosphere there. I wonder if pink or blue food coloring applied to a lateralis would be harmful to the sling...

 

[Demonclaws]

Now I just need your mom's maiden name.

 

[Greasylake]

When I hatched my sack of huntsman my friend asked what I named the sling i sent her a picture of. I responded with "hmm," and she said it was a terrible name and asked what I named the others. I named them "Hmm 1-114"

 

[Garth Vader]

My Phormictopus auratus is named Glenn Danzig, but I actually think it is amazing and fits him so well.