LOL, that's a good one (I mean, that's a good sized tarantula). I have other aids ad with a scorpion, but I'm not sure if I can post it here because it's a bit more explicit (you know, it has a big sting) so :8o I don't dare to post it.
You Know You Are An Aracnophile When:
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hahahaha, der is definately no hope fer me
I got all excited to look at dis picture den
most of my dates <yawn>
Um, can I please have dat spiduh
or where can I get one jes like it
I'll bring my costume......:drool:
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Every bit of this is true for me! Especially the electricity part. It got really cold in my house this year, weather proofing my room just wasnt enough... Mom made me pay half of the electric bill one time cause it got a little out of hand... :8o
And to stay OT: You know you are an arachnophile when you and your fiance refer to them as your 'kids'.
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Was there anything on here about calling your SO at 4:00 in the morning to report a sling molting and regaining a lost leg? :razz:
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Technically, with the DST and all, it was 5 am!
You know your an Arachnophile when:
You spend more time reading and learning about Ts then you do studying for what your currently going to school for.
You spend half the day collecting all the loose change in your house so you can buy another T.
You spend more time reading and learning about Ts then you do studying for what your currently going to school for.
You spend half the day collecting all the loose change in your house so you can buy another T.
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You know your an Arachnophile when:
You've just bought 2 T's and the first thing you do is look for what T you'll buy next.
You've just bought 2 T's and the first thing you do is look for what T you'll buy next.
(As happened to me)
Walking through uni with people avoiding me, checking my hair, face incase I have something weird on me and finding nothing. It not even occuring in my thoughts could be something to do with the scorpions I was taking to a friend, until a girl says "Did you see that...he had scorpions in that box."
Walking through uni with people avoiding me, checking my hair, face incase I have something weird on me and finding nothing. It not even occuring in my thoughts could be something to do with the scorpions I was taking to a friend, until a girl says "Did you see that...he had scorpions in that box."
I actually had three neighborhood kids knock on my door the other day and ask if I really had spiders and could they see them. One of them positively freaked when she saw some of the moms with their eggsacs. A few hours later she was back at my house with a little tuperware container full of all the spider eggsacs she could find in her house.
How about, you know you're an arachnophile when you accept such a gift and then leave them sitting on the counter for several days because while you don't necessarily want to keep them, it's much too cold outside to toss them out without killing them.
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I actually had three neighborhood kids knock on my door the other day and ask if I really had spiders and could they see them. One of them positively freaked when she saw some of the moms with their eggsacs. A few hours later she was back at my house with a little tuperware container full of all the spider eggsacs she could find in her house.
How about, you know you're an arachnophile when you accept such a gift and then leave them sitting on the counter for several days because while you don't necessarily want to keep them, it's much too cold outside to toss them out without killing them.
Varden...you are arachnophile
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When you don't care that people are looking at you strangely because you are carrying a jar around a shopping centre. In said jar was a large tarantula you had just rescued from a local vet surgery that rings you when people bring them in and you didn't want to leave it in the hot car.
Also you laugh at the people that walk into things as they are too busy staring at the spider. Not sure if that is a common thing to arachnophiles or I am just a sadist.
Also you laugh at the people that walk into things as they are too busy staring at the spider. Not sure if that is a common thing to arachnophiles or I am just a sadist.
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Wow...has it really been that long since this thread was up?
You know you're an arachnophile when you refer to a date at a resturant neither of you are familiar with as a 'neutral ground mating attempt'.
You know you're an arachnophile when you refer to a date at a resturant neither of you are familiar with as a 'neutral ground mating attempt'.
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You know you're an arachnophile when you refer to your apartment as the burrow.
When you secretly wish that you fluoresced, too.
When you think it would be fun to ecdyse.
When you wonder why people act surprised to find that you have three scorpions, a black widow, and a giant cockroach in your backpack.
When you secretly wish that you fluoresced, too.
When you think it would be fun to ecdyse.
When you wonder why people act surprised to find that you have three scorpions, a black widow, and a giant cockroach in your backpack.
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haha
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You know your an arachnophile when you come home from work, walk in the door, then walk right past the girlfriend or wife, and go straight to the T room to see what's new.
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dunno if someone posted this one yet but
You know your an arachnophile when
your spiders get more action than you do!
sadly im guilty of this haha :wall:
You know your an arachnophile when
your spiders get more action than you do!
sadly im guilty of this haha :wall:
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You know your an Arachnophile when:
You wake up in the morning, the first thing you do is check up on all your Ts.
You've consider upgrading your camera and purchasing a macro lens, just to photograph your collection.
You visit the For Sale thread more than 5 times a day.
;P
You wake up in the morning, the first thing you do is check up on all your Ts.
You've consider upgrading your camera and purchasing a macro lens, just to photograph your collection.
You visit the For Sale thread more than 5 times a day.
;P
Love this thread
You know when you're an Aracnophile when:
Your mom (former total aracnophobe) checks ads on the net for you and asks you when you'll buy that nice pink one, cause it would go so well with her new pink curtains
Your mom helps you get a 2 inch Pokie out of your sleeve when it escaped during rehousing and you're both only worried if the T's allright
Your brother spots something blue and tiny on the ceiling and knows which one it is AND in which container it goes
When even your grandmother knows the pet names of your T's
When you've just ordered a bunch a T's and are allready deciding on what to get next
Your mom had adjusted her grocery list so you can feed the leftovers to your crix and roaches
You don't get startled a night when something's crawling on your face, you just hope it doesn't get hurt
And like everyone else here, when you see t enclousures in every plastic container you come across
You know when you're an Aracnophile when:
Your mom (former total aracnophobe
) checks ads on the net for you and asks you when you'll buy that nice pink one, cause it would go so well with her new pink curtainsYour mom helps you get a 2 inch Pokie out of your sleeve when it escaped during rehousing and you're both only worried if the T's allright
Your brother spots something blue and tiny on the ceiling and knows which one it is AND in which container it goes
When even your grandmother knows the pet names of your T's
When you've just ordered a bunch a T's and are allready deciding on what to get next
Your mom had adjusted her grocery list so you can feed the leftovers to your crix and roaches
You don't get startled a night when something's crawling on your face, you just hope it doesn't get hurt
And like everyone else here, when you see t enclousures in every plastic container you come across