The Fight Club Thread

[Scott C.]

.....I would shudder to think how your phychological stability tests come out...

I can guarantee you they'd come out as shaky as your phychological generalizations are.

And since you brought it there, I'm a pornographer. Harmless imagination is harmless imagination. What people may turn it into is their skew. Clearly, personal accountability doesn't sit well with the likes of you.... Which is understandable because delicate minds need the cover of rule and regulation to keep them in check.

As for the ever present, overly used, 'torturing animals is the thing of serial killers!!!'(see Terry Pratchet for commentary on redundant punctuation, and my reasoning for it's use here bud.).... Just because serial killers happen to be people who tortured animals doesn't mean that people who torture animals are serial killers.... I've no love for cruel souls, but you've gotta be a complete knit-wit to think that every incident of cruelty is a prelude to mass murder.

Cheers to you DrJ. Soil this fun thread as you will. I will read quietly from here on out.
Scott

 

[AubZ]

Part of me wants to say that this will end in a fatal draw, but where would the FUN be in that.....

After the two fighters end up in striking distance, the Cobalt is the first to give a warning strike. She strikes with such power that the ground shudders, throwing the T blondi off balance. This is now the perfect oppertunity (sp) for the Cobalt to Finish her opponent. However, she is a lil stressed in her new enviroment and very full after her last orange dinner, so she waits. T blondi has now realised what a touch opponent she has and starts to ready an attack. As T blondi raises up to strike........

To be continued.

P.S. Please don't come on this thread to say how wrong etc etc it is. This is just for laughs and I find it funny. We all love these pets and I'm sure that majority of us have wondered who would win in a fight, but 90%+ of us would never ever do it. So although there may be proven tests etc, I don't see the relevance. If you wanna argue tests, then argue the whole Columbine (sp) shooting and how video games supposidly contributed towards it. Then I will argue being a prime example among other who also played video games and got picked on in school, but never once picked up a gun and went blowing the school up. It ALL boils down to Parenting, living conditions and how you raise your kids. Case closed.

 

[Stamper]

I can guarantee you they'd come out as shaky as your phychological generalizations are.

And since you brought it there, I'm a pornographer. Harmless imagination is harmless imagination. What people may turn it into is their skew. Clearly, personal accountability doesn't sit well with the likes of you.... Which is understandable because delicate minds need the cover of rule and regulation to keep them in check.

As for the ever present, overly used, 'torturing animals is the thing of serial killers!!!'(see Terry Pratchet for commentary on redundant puncuation, and my reasoning for it's use here bud.).... Just because serial killers happen to be people who tortured animals doesn't mean that people who torture animals are serial killers.... I've no love for cruel souls, but you've gotta be a complete knit-wit to think that every incident of cruelty is a prelude to mass murder.

Cheers to you DrJ. Soil this fun thread as you will. I will read quietly from here on out.
Scott

I agree with scott

 

[D-back]

DrJ....I PARTIALLY agree with SOME of your thoughts. But things aren't so easy. If somebody is mentally ill, such things can cause that he will do bad things, commit a crime or something like that. But if somebody is mentally ill, he will do it anyway..sooner or later but he will......... I'm a very peaceful man and I could watch porn for mounths, without raping a woman.. I like this tread but I don't want to prepare a real bugfight... Why?..the answer is respect.....I respect women and tarantulas so I don't want to hurt them.....

 

[ZooRex]

Just like in "the Good the Bad and the Ugly, blondi always wins

:razz:
AGREED!

 

[colicabcadam]

blondi would own silly blue spider

 

[metallica]

where is your big bad blondi now?

 

[Scott C.]

bwahahahahaha.... apparently the blondi is no match for metallica

 

[Londoner]

Oh God metallica, nooooooo! Didn't you read what DrJ said? As sure as eggs is eggs, you're gonna turn into a serial killer now. Everyone RUN!!!

 

[Londoner]

Oh, and metallica, pleeeeeease tell me you wear that "toothpick" around your neck on a chain!

 

[Kid Dragon]

If NOTHING else, this thread is a fun one, the kid knows what hes talking about, he knows that girl thing from experience, but it took along time from what I heard

It didn't take long at all, I've been kicked in the nads by girls ever since the 7th grade. I'm sure none of the women on ArachnoBoards will be surprised by this revelation.

 

[T_ROY]

I just found this fight on youtube.
What a waste of life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xps-sliGtsE

 

[Kid Dragon]

I just found this fight on youtube.
What a waste of life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xps-sliGtsE

Watch the youtube video of somebody really putting two tarantulas in a tank to fight to the death that T_ROY posted. I hope you can see the difference between the fun we are having together on this post and being cruel to live animals.

In my opinion the youtube video is not funny nor entertaining. To me the difference is as apparent as the video game "Frogger" where you had to move your frog across a busy highway without getting it run over. Very different than throwing a real frog into traffic on a highway. The video game was fun and entertaining, and I have never felt the urge to torture a frog or rape a woman, as DrJ suggests.

Dr "J" has every right to his opinion that people aren't responsible for their own actions, that TV, books, this thread, and youtube will make them evil. I respectfully disagree. I believe people are responsible for their own actions. I think God believes in free will. We will just have to agree to disagree.

 

[crpy]

Watch the youtube video of somebody really putting two tarantulas in a tank to fight to the death that T_ROY posted. I hope you can see the difference between the fun we are having together on this post and being cruel to live animals.

In my opinion the youtube video is not funny nor entertaining. To me the difference is as apparent as the video game "Frogger" where you had to move your frog across a busy highway without getting it run over. Very different than throwing a real frog into traffic on a highway. The video game was fun and entertaining, and I have never felt the urge to torture a frog or rape a women.

Dr "J" (I hope that "J" does not stand for Jesus) has every right to his opinion that people aren't responsible for their own actions, that TV, books, this thread, and youtube will make them evil. I respectful disagree. I believe people are responsible for their own actions. I think God believes in free will. We will just have to agree to disagree.

well put, i have a, well, interesting imagination, I like this thread, I'm not worried about me hacking people up.

I think people are predetermined to be a serial killer, anyway, back to the fight.

 

[bjaeger]

If you wanna argue tests, then argue the whole Columbine (sp) shooting and how video games supposidly contributed towards it. Then I will argue being a prime example among other who also played video games and got picked on in school, but never once picked up a gun and went blowing the school up. It ALL boils down to Parenting, living conditions and how you raise your kids. Case closed.

Exactly. I've been playing first-person-shooter games for years now, fragged tons of people and I've never once thought of shooting up the school. My parents taught me right from wrong. Most serial killers come from dysfunctional families and they don't really have anyone to talk to. So they sorta live in their own little world..

Now, I would hope nobody starts hacking up bodies because of this thread... ;P

Party pooper.

 

[colicabcadam]

I'm not saying i agree with it, but it's NO different from putting a cricket in for your T to eat.

People will always stick up for the favourite animal.

If putting 2 Ts in a tank together is wrong, how can putting a cricket and a T in a tank be right......... if people say it's nature, then why don't people kill their T before it dies of natural causes, because in nature, T's are prey for many animals, yet we don't mimic this!

We can all condem this "vs" videos, but the reallity is that we all do it the very minute we feed our animals live food.

 

[Kid Dragon]

Round Two

the cobalt blue has come down the side of the glass about a foot behind the T-blondi. The cobalt blue starts slowly moving closer ...

Round Two:
The cobalt blue with fangs blazing slowly comes up behind the T-blondi. The cobalt blue raises itself up on its biramous claws and with fangs raised ready to drop...the T-blondi uses its left rear walking leg to flick barbed setae at the cobalt blue, three times in rapid secession.

A wave of urticating hairs sail toward the anterior region of the cobalt blue, some deflect off the hard chitinous exoskeleton, some pierce through the chelicera, pedipals, and simple eyes. There is no venom injected with these flying knives, but they are serrated and do physical damage.

A second wave of 'hairs' find their mark all the way to the ventral anterior part of the cobalt blue's abdomen due to its raised position. Barbed setae pierce though the left anterior book lung.

While the third wave approaches, the cobalt blue's primative brain gets the message something is not right, as it lowers itself to the right, most of the third wave setae miss their mark. The cobalt blue feels the pressure of the serrated barbs and retreats two steps, and the T-blondi turns around to face its attacker... 'nuff said.

 

[Jeri]

This is great, and all in good fun. As far as it spawning serial killers, I'm just glad that people like Stephen King, George Lucas, J.R.R. Tolkien, and many other people in the world never figured out what a dangerous thing a little "imaginary violence" could be.

Jeri

 

[crpy]

This is great, and all in good fun. As far as it spawning serial killers, I'm just glad that people like Stephen King, George Lucas, J.R.R. Tolkien, and many other people in the world never figured out what a dangerous thing a little "imaginary violence" could be.

Jeri

Yet another example of a good point,:clap:

 

[irascible_pixie]

I'm totally for the T.blondi but we have one and I've seen her get pissed... The Cobalt wouldn't stand a chance