Because most people trying to be cool by handling a medically significant species would not think that far ahead.....and perhaps because in most countries, ambulances have sirens, right-of-way, ability to exceed speed limits and circumvent traffic rules, and equipment to treat enroute....all things that can get a patient to a hospital a lot faster and in better condition.Also, why would you be calling an ambulance? If someone is going to hold a hot, I would hope they would do so with someone nearby who has a vehicle and is prepared to drive them to the nearest hospital.
For example, we have plenty of local ambulances that patrol regularly and could be at almost any house in the city in under 5 minutes...equipped with almost a full ER's worth of equipment...something my car does not.For example, I live so close to a major hospital, that I would get there before an ambulance would arrive at my house.
One would assume that a self-reliant hot-handler would have a couple of self-injecting epi-pens on hand, thereby eliminating any need for an EMT.There would be no emt needed. They could help in the case of allergic reaction,
I don't know how your part of the US is, but here in Canada our ambulances are pretty heavily equipped, and our EMTs very well trained...they are pretty much travelling ERs.but otherwise getting to the hospital is where you will actually receive care that MIGHT be needed.
Ah, but would a death (or near death) from an exotic species receive no attention? One assumes that the hospital would have to report that in some way.And where I live, people get stung by scorpions. We have 2 species living all the way into downtown here. So therefor, a scorpion sting would not elicit press attention. In fact, I just received an email from a local family that found an 8" S. heros in their house. That's normal here.
So, that covers about 95% of people...even invert keepers...people panic.But here, it wouldn't be a news story unless you called an ambulance freaking out talking about how deadly it is, hence freaking out dispatch, and then maybe.
Ah, but the murders and robberies are commonplace...they end up being background noise, whereas something unusual catches peoples attention.IF you died, that would get a story on the 6 o'clock news, but I don't think you would hear about it after that. There's just too many other things happening for anyone to care. They are more worried about other things, like a recent murder and some robberies, that actually effect other people. I know they are "shock" driven, but I don't think even if they did hear about it, that it would be a huge deal here.