You know your really into inverts when...

Frogdaddy

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When your paycheck gets electronically deposited into you and your wife's joint account, but your bonuses come in a paper check directly to you. 'Cause that's T money my friends.


BTW, if she asks, you know nothing.
 

Arthroverts

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When family members gives tours to guests in your bedroom as if it's a museum and not where you go to be alone.
Happens to me. You get a stream of people going through, and then its time to break out the crickets...

...when you talk of strange Tenebrionidae while half-asleep, and wake up wondering why the ones you caught have suddenly "vanished"
Ah ha ha! Oh, how many invertebrates have slipped through my fingers that way!

"We both knew it would get out eventually. Now grab the flashlight and help me."
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

When your paycheck gets electronically deposited into you and your wife's joint account, but your bonuses come in a paper check directly to you. 'Cause that's T money my friends.


BTW, if she asks, you know nothing.
Don't worry, we've got your back...

Thanks,

Arthroverts
 

Arthroverts

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"...When your friend asks 'Why do you have micro-screen over the air conditioning vents?' And you say cooly,
"Oh, that's to keep the H. mac from getting into the HVAC again'..."

Thanks,

Arthroverts
 

Gnarled Gnome

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When the first "commonly visited" link on your startup is to a site that regularly features close ups of arachnid genitalia on the homepage. Screenshot_20191125-230607_Chrome.jpg
 

Arthroverts

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@SonsofArachne, :D.

"...When you are desperate enough to wade through the water, the mud, and the cold to find that one aquatic hemipteran when every other reasonable person is inside..."

Thanks,

Arthroverts
 
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Arthroverts

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"...When people stop asking you for help with algebra because your answers tend to end in 'X is equal to the current number of invertebrates one has, so therefore X+1=...'"

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Arthroverts
 

Arthroverts

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"...When your carpet consists of 20% carpet fiber, 30% ground up leaves, and 50% soil from your enclosures..."

Thanks,

Arthroverts

(P.S Slight exaggeration, but it's getting there...)
 

mossloft

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...when you're late to class because yes, you HAD to take a picture of that cool bug you found.
 

aphono

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When someone mentions cake for an event, you think of possible ways to make it invert related. Invert related decorations.. can cricket flour be used for the cake...
 

SonsofArachne

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When you buy multiple slings trying to get a female, then keep finding reasons not to sell off the extras. Get two females - "What if something happens to the one I keep? I better hang on to both of them". Get two males - "the price isn't very good for these, I'll just hold on to them to see if I can get a trade".
 

Arthroverts

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"...When grain mites are a bigger problem than dust bunnies in your house..."

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Arthroverts
 

Arthroverts

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"...When you get the elevator to yourself at work because no one wants to hear the latest collection update on the way up/down..."

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Arthroverts
 

Tellorcha

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...when you talk about egg lays like other people talk about a new pregnancy
...when your grandma knows to avoid asking about your hobbies at Christmas dinner
 
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