You Know You Are An Aracnophile When:

[Nerri1029]

- when people bring you spiders.. to ID or as Pets

happened more than a few times.

 

[becca81]

You size up small dogs and wonder if a T. blondi could take 'em.

Hahahahahaha!

 

[Galadriel]

You put off the water bill for a week to buy crickets and roaches.

You look forward to your children doing show and tell so you can bring their 8 legged brothers and sisters to school.

You refer to your spiders as your childrens' brothers and sisters. =)


Galadriel

 

[EvanG]

You need to buy three dressers because your entire walk in closet is filled with enclosures.

 

[Cirith Ungol]

After a drunken night you find your poop allover the bathroom walls? :?

 

[Pyst]

The number 1 answer without a doubt:

Attending ArachnoCon !

For some it's only a short drive while for others it requires a 3 day roadtrip or several hours of flying time.


-Mike

 

[Arietans]

You read a thread entitled "you know you are an arachnophile when..." just to see if it might be you

 

[Never_2_Old]

When you purchase new spiders only as small slings (easy to hide containers among present collection) with money orders (not traceable).

Because significant other says No more Tarantulas!! You have too many already!

 

[wicked]

You know you are an arachnophile when...

You devote an entire series of cartoons to tarantulas and their keepers.

 

[Sunar]

When you think how cool it'd be if your wife had 6 more legs...

~Fred

 

[king7]

'when you ask the owner ofthe petshop to lay you on a T untill you get payed'

'when you ask if they have a payment scheme'

 

[Nightshade]

On plastic and glass recycling night, you go wandering around your ultra yuppie neighbourhood looking for plastic jars to house your babies in.

 

[8ball]

Whenever you feed all the free black widow's in your garage and stay away from tall grass cause wolf spider's hunt there and you dont wanna step on one

 

[T 'n T]

During the company's annual white elephant gift exchange, you excitedly choose the huge black plastic spider everyone else eyes with revulsion. :}

When you accidentally squeeze it, hear a squeak and realize with delight that it stridulates!

When you figure it must be a new world spider because it has plastic urticating hairs. ;P

When you flip it over to try your hand at ventral sexing.

 

[king7]

when you find house spiders in your bathroom and feed it crickets ;P

 

[Scorp guy]

When people ask "do you have kids?" and you say "yeah, i got 400"

 

[IguanaMama]

When you consider calling the ASPCA because your friend just shouted "eeeek" and squished a house spider.

When you see your son in sleep-away camp for visiting day for the first time in a month, and instead of asking if he's having a good time, you ask if there are any good spider hunting spots. And, he pulls out a map of the camp with all the spots marked, because he knew you would ask!!!

 

[verry_sweet]

When you go out for girls night out and they’ll be discussing new coach purses, their new hair color or heels :wall: over martinis and you keep bringing up the new T you have at home and your just itching to go check on it…. that’s when I get the "eeeewww Steph knock it off!!!!" ;P

Steph

 

[bananaman]

you prefer women that dont shave their legs because you think their "bristles" are cute... LOL (was that too much?)

 

[verry_sweet]

you prefer women that dont shave their legs because you think their "bristles" are cute... LOL (was that too much?)

;P eewwwww (mental image :wall: :wall: ) ;P

Steph