Who's Behind the Computer - Part 3

[Heather]

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for broken monitors.

Man, I hate close-ups, especially on windy days.
And so the mystique of wicked fades on the whim of a sunny picture.

I think you look very pretty~

I love horses! Here is my baby~

And another outdoorsey pic ~

 

[wicked]

oh please, give yourself more credit than that

*ouch*

Would you like some tape for that monitor?

If you ever get married, never, ever use the dodge. Go straight for the "hey, aren't you Lassie's stunt double?"
This advice also applies to the dreaded "Is my butt getting fat?" question. This is a trap. You do not lie, you do not dodge, the correct answer is "My God! How do you fit through the door? Has Greenpeace called about reintroducing you to the wild?"
Double edit- And to be executed properly, outrageous sarcasm must be followed immediately by an attempt to get in her pants. This is known as the dodge and redirect combination.


Edit- Thank you Heather You as well. Lovely horse too.

Oops. Gotta keep it legal. No wind in this pic

 

[edesign]

*ouch*

Would you like some tape for that monitor?

If you ever get married, never, ever use the dodge. Go straight for the "hey, aren't you Lassie's stunt double?"
This advice also applies to the dreaded "Is my butt getting fat?" question. This is a trap. You do not lie, you do not dodge, the correct answer is "My God! How do you fit through the door? Has Greenpeace called about reintroducing you to the wild?"
Double edit- And to be executed properly, outrageous sarcasm must be followed immediately by an attempt to get in her pants. This is known as the dodge and redirect combination.

i'm confused lol :? did i say something bad??? Maybe I need to drink another beer, I've only had one since I got home 6 hours ago. Maybe things will make more sense then? and you remind me of a friend (ex-friend? i'm not sure...crack tore his marriage apart *him and his wife*...he's hopefully still sober, haven't talked to him in a few months) of mine's wife...BEFORE the heavy drug use. Long story there...

btw...i prefer silicon to duct tape if at all possible

 

[Ewok]

that poor horse is wearing pink, terrrible, just terrible j/k

 

[Gesticulator]

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for broken monitors.

Man, I hate close-ups, especially on windy days.
And so the mystique of wicked fades on the whim of a sunny picture.

Wicked, I feel the same way when I post pics. But let me just say....you have no need to! Love the pic. Natural beauty! Can't wait to meet you.
Don't ya hate when people quote you and the picture is posted again?

 

[ErikH]

Here's one of my stepson and I on a hayride near Eagle Cave, Wisconsin.

 

[Cirith Ungol]

Erik - that must be the first picture of you here.
Nice to make you're aquaintance in visual terms also.

 

[Sheri]

Indeed it is!

I pictured you much differently.

 

[DrGigglez666]

sup

Hi im Justin from Virginia!!!!!

 

[Widowman10]

I think you look very pretty~

I love horses! Here is my baby~

And another outdoorsey pic ~

you have very pretty eyes heather.

 

[Beardo]

There are definitely some hot arachno-chicks here, for shizzle.

Heres some more of yours truly....

 

[Widowman10]

some pics of me

this is me

 

[ErikH]

Indeed it is!

I pictured you much differently.

Of course, one usually doesn't look at their best when camping in a cave......

 

[phil jones]

you have very pretty eyes heather.

yes we are lucky to have a lot arachnos babes here :worship: :worship: :worship: phil

 

[Sheri]

Of course, one usually doesn't look at their best when camping in a cave......

LMAO! I didn't mean in a bad way.

 

[Satanika]

Well seeing as it's been a while since we posted an updated pic of us, here it goes:

 

[verry_sweet]

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for broken monitors.

Man, I hate close-ups, especially on windy days.
And so the mystique of wicked fades on the whim of a sunny picture.

Thats a very nice picture!

Steph

 

[verry_sweet]

I think you look very pretty~

I love horses! Here is my baby~

And another outdoorsey pic ~

Your baby is gorgeous!!! And good grief do laser beams shoot out of your eyes? They are amazing!!!!

Steph

 

[Crotalus]

Me and Sheri

 

[Runaway987]

I have been away from these boards for a while and missed you two hooking up. Last time I looked you were in the Jungle rooting out Ts.

Congratulations to both of you