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My 20 year old stepdaughter, her boyfriend and their 10-month old daughter came over Sunday to celebrate mother's day with me. The gift the brought me: AN ADULT H. MACULATA!!!! How thoughtful is that? They took the time to go out and buy something I'd really enjoy. Made my day after losing Rio.
So, all you devoted hubbys and boyfriends out there, here's a hint:
Roses die way faster than a mature male tarantula,
Perfume will make you sneeze, and evaporates anyway,
Chocolate is for monthly medicinal purposes only and just makes us fat,
Diamonds pale in comparison to the sapphire glow of an h. lividium or the sparkling rose of a g. rosea's carapace,
The pelts of dead little animals made into a coat can't compare to the gorgeous curly coat of a brachypelma albopilosum,
SO, IF YOU CARE ENOUGH TO SEND THE VERY BEST,
Screw Hallmark, send her a tarantula!!!
(T-Girls, scroll down, click "show printable version", make a printout and put it one top of your honey's pillow!!!)
So, all you devoted hubbys and boyfriends out there, here's a hint:
Roses die way faster than a mature male tarantula,
Perfume will make you sneeze, and evaporates anyway,
Chocolate is for monthly medicinal purposes only and just makes us fat,
Diamonds pale in comparison to the sapphire glow of an h. lividium or the sparkling rose of a g. rosea's carapace,
The pelts of dead little animals made into a coat can't compare to the gorgeous curly coat of a brachypelma albopilosum,
SO, IF YOU CARE ENOUGH TO SEND THE VERY BEST,
Screw Hallmark, send her a tarantula!!!
(T-Girls, scroll down, click "show printable version", make a printout and put it one top of your honey's pillow!!!)