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We've got the classic love triangle here, folks, with two females squabbling over a single male.
Barbara, on the left, claims Cyrano has pursued her since she moved into the neighborhood. She responded to his advances, believed him when he said she was the only female for him, and allowed herself to be talked into a sexual relationship. She was later shocked and upset to learn of his relationship with Roxanne.
Roxanne, on the right, maintains that Cyrano belongs to her. He took her virginity when she was a young spider of barely a year old, and she claims he owes her a large amount of unpaid child support for the 738 spiderlings that he sired.
Cyrano admits to having made advances to Barbara, but claims theirs was not really a sexual relationship, she being so heavy
that he was unable to lift her high enough to consummate the act. He further states that, though he did indeed take Roxanne's virginity, a paternity test on the spiderlings she later bore prove them to have been sired by another male, Darrin, who was in the neighborhood last year.
Roxanne admits under pressure to having had relations with Darrin, but insists Cyrano is still morally obligated for the child support. Barbara, meanwhile, becomes irate at both of them, emits a cloud of urticating hairs, and is wrestled off the stage by a balding T. blondi.
Joy, aka Jerry Springer
P.S. I am indebted to Code Monkey for the idea for this photo
and would like to add that, contrary to the usual deportment of guests on the Jerry Springer show, all three participants remained quietly in their chairs during the filming of this episode!
Barbara, on the left, claims Cyrano has pursued her since she moved into the neighborhood. She responded to his advances, believed him when he said she was the only female for him, and allowed herself to be talked into a sexual relationship. She was later shocked and upset to learn of his relationship with Roxanne.
Roxanne, on the right, maintains that Cyrano belongs to her. He took her virginity when she was a young spider of barely a year old, and she claims he owes her a large amount of unpaid child support for the 738 spiderlings that he sired.
Cyrano admits to having made advances to Barbara, but claims theirs was not really a sexual relationship, she being so heavy
that he was unable to lift her high enough to consummate the act. He further states that, though he did indeed take Roxanne's virginity, a paternity test on the spiderlings she later bore prove them to have been sired by another male, Darrin, who was in the neighborhood last year.
Roxanne admits under pressure to having had relations with Darrin, but insists Cyrano is still morally obligated for the child support. Barbara, meanwhile, becomes irate at both of them, emits a cloud of urticating hairs, and is wrestled off the stage by a balding T. blondi.
Joy, aka Jerry Springer
P.S. I am indebted to Code Monkey for the idea for this photo
and would like to add that, contrary to the usual deportment of guests on the Jerry Springer show, all three participants remained quietly in their chairs during the filming of this episode!
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