If Arachnids used social media.....

[Arthroverts]

MexicanRadKnee said:
It’s an Emperor scorpion! I took scorpion biology in college. Welcome everybody!
#welcome!

 

[mistertim]

lol. Just filled my water dish up with substrate again right after my human filled it up. 10th time in a row now!!! #DumbHumans #YOLO #SubstrateGangstas

 

[EulersK]

I wanted to put what an OBT would say, but the mods wouldn't appreciate the colorful language.

#blindrage

 

[Arthroverts]

Hello everyone, I am going to revive this thread, as it was decently popular while I kept it up. I am going to try to keep it up from now on.

SpeedToe said:
This is ridiculous, the keeper keeps turning the Sun on and off, on and off, IT IS DRIVING ME CRAZY! And the humidity! HELP!
#FightBack!

 

[Arthroverts]

MexicanRadKnee said:
My keeper keeps hacking into my account, and uploading weird pictures of me to this weird site they call Face something! Anybody out there have any experience with WebWall security systems? Will pay 10 Crickets, 10 Dubias and 10 Mealworms for work done on my security.
#WebSecurity

 

[Leila]

Love me or hate me. #savageAF #QueenB #yaaassssss #rosiecoloredglasses

 

[NukaMedia Exotics]

The thread title made me think of a scorpion using its tail as a selfie stick lmao.

 

[Dennis Nedry]

'Looking for a nice guy who loves to hang around the burrow, preferably fat and juicy. Would love to have you for dinner sometime'

 

[Wolfspidurguy]

...What would they say? Hello everyone! I got the idea to start this from a National Geographic Kids magazine. I'll pretend to be a few tarantulas chatting on Fangbook,
(Example: SpeedToe said: Oh Boy! The Keeper got Wax Worms, I'm gonna have a feast tonight! How's it over there MexicanRadKnee?) and eventually I'll add a few more creatures. The rest of you can also add Arachnids, Myriapods and insects, and speak what you think they might say. Here are a few rules: Please, let us not have 50 people all doing the same kind of invertebrates, but as all different individuals. Just two or three of the same kind for now. Please no profanity or adult talk, remember, your saying what you think the creature your representing would post on social media. Also, don't hijack someone else's critter, there are plenty to go around. Posting pictures is definitely recommended, such as a selfie (Of the critter your representing of course). Follow the temperament of your critters too, no super aggressive C. cyaneopubescens.
Thats all for now, hope you all like it.
Thanks

idk why but i want my hogna carolinensis to be a flat earth enthusiast who pushes there beliefs on others on social media "ishumaura: if the earth wasnt flat then why cont i slide down the side of the earth"

 

[Andrea82]

C.versicolor:
FINALLY got some inspiration again to paint, yay!

4 minutes later:
Nevermind. Heartless human destroyed my work again, barbaric pig. FML

 

[PidderPeets]

NewDudeChromatus:

My pet human is out of her mind if she thinks I'm gonna molt any time soon. Gonna make her worry a bit longer.



#tarantulatrolls #premolt #butnotanytimesoon #blackbooty #boyscanhavebigbuttstoo #sorrynotsorry #dumbhuman #mybuttsactuallydragginghelpme

 

[Arthroverts]

The Imperative Emperor said:
AHOY MAties! Is thar any other scorpin’s in this heare house?

Bristles said:
Hey C.versicolor, I have the same problem, I lay this wonderful web art down and around (especially on the ceiling), and then BAM! It's all ruined! I still remember my Mona Lactrodectus rendition, 'sigh'.....

 

[Tim Benzedrine]

"Vote for Donald Redrump". Make Arachnids Great Again!"

 

[Tim Benzedrine]

'Looking for a nice guy who loves to hang around the burrow, preferably fat and juicy. Would love to have you for dinner sometime'

PM me with directions to your place. Getting ready now!

 

[MissOrangeHat]

Sling1:

I might be tiny...But I will fight YOU WITH POWER OF LEG SPEED.

 

[Ungoliant]

Acanthoscurria geniculata just spams this ad:

Do you have a bug problem? Message me. No infestation is too large or too small for me to handle.

 

[Mjb30]

User: Brachy_albo_5
Feeling : Ecstatic!

I had my 5th moult yesterday and now a Juvie and so finally allowed to open a Fangbook account! Feeling a bit soft and vulnerable still though

 

[dord]

"Vote for Donald Redrump". Make Arachnids Great Again!"

Donald Redrump:
The web just got 10 inches higher.

 

[dord]

Donald Redrump:
I promise you I am going to build a web to keep the Brachypelmas from smuggling gut-loaded feeders across the border. And I am NOT a Brachypelma, trust me! Those taxonomists are spreading fake news!

 

[Tim Benzedrine]

Donald Redrump:
I promise you I am going to build a web to keep the Brachypelmas from smuggling gut-loaded feeders across the border. And I am NOT a Brachypelma, trust me! Those taxonomists are spreading fake news!

Excellent follow-up!