Mjb30
Arachnosquire
- Joined
- Nov 27, 2017
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- 62
Wiltshire has a special, dark place in my heart as I received a speeding fine from there once many years ago. Stonehenge kinda cancels out the bad though..Have you tried finding an innocent person in Wiltshire? There's more chance of being hit by a blizzard of identical snowflakes (actual flakes of snow, not the derogatory term used by right-wingers to describe everyone who doesn't agree with them lol).
At least if there was an army coup from Salisbury plain you could invoke The Daemon of Khorne to protect you!