You know you're a spider lover-fanatic-holic when...

The Snark

Dumpster Fire of the Gods
Old Timer
Aug 8, 2005
A thread dedicated to all those things we do when we find our octopal friends endearing or whatever.

Her: There's a spider on your head.
Me: Yeah? What kind?
Her: The go fasts
Me: A sparassid? How did it get up there? How big?
She gestures: Maybe on your clothes?
She comes over and gets in my space to make all those idiot silly noises: Ooo! You'se a cutey!
Me: Do you have to? You're going to make it barf!
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