Who's Behind the Computer - Part 3

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-Sarah-

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If you treat men like a pair of testicles with sensory organs, you'll do just fine. That's essentially all we are.
Hey, you said it - not me {D

Women over-complicate men. Take this question:

What has four legs, a tail and barks?

A man is gonna say a dog.

A woman will take her time trying to figure out whether or not we're implying 'sea lion' or 'hyena' and if she makes it past that stage, will then try to figure out the specific breed of dog we're looking for.

Actually, that "example" has inspired me for another one, this time an actual example: if I walk outside and say, "What's green?", men are more likely to say "Grass". Women are more prone to detail: thus answering grass, leaves, plants, etc.... Or, you just might get a biology lesson on why leaves are green ;)

-Sarah

(I know, I know. Back to the picture thread!)
 

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Oh. I see. :D

So... what you meant to say was that men are simple, have a short attention span, are easily amused, always the first to assume, are easily confused by most things and especially women, and when placed in a precarious position by a woman, would rather fib than be honest, no matter what the cost? ;)



-Sarah
You get an A+:worship: Guys are simple, women are complex in every way, but I wouldn't want it any other way;)
 

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Hey, you said it - not me {D



, you just might get a biology lesson on why leaves are green ;)

-Sarah

(I know, I know. Back to the picture thread!)
Leaves are green because the filter green light
 

phil jones

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we are very simple :? :? :confused: look at me well you can not i have not posted a pic of me :? :eek: :eek: but to you and the rest of the ladies on the boards :) :clap: :clap: :worship: :worship: :worship: ;) PHIL p.s that wink was for you {D
 

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Hi. I've been reading the posts thus far this evening. It has been amusing and I almost hate to get back on topic, but anyway, here are a couple of pics of me. :eek:
:wall: sorry its good to see you and i hope you have a good time on the boards LOL and they are not all like me some are a bit MAD {D {D just a joke any way hope to see you soon ( on the boards :8o :8o ) ~~~~ PHIL
 

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If you treat men like a pair of testicles with sensory organs, you'll do just fine. That's essentially all we are.
Sorry homie but I would never respect a woman who treated me as such and would likely part ways with her for the sake of my sanity. Personally, I feel I have much more to offer a woman than being a pair of balls on a leash. Last time I checked mine were only good for one thing and they certainly were not the drive behind half (the other half...of course but I'm making a point here) of what secures my bond with my woman. Perhaps a lot of guys are content with being looked at as one dimensional. I couldn't live that way myself.

Women over-complicate men. Take this question:

What has four legs, a tail and barks?

A man is gonna say a dog.

A woman will take her time trying to figure out whether or not we're implying 'sea lion' or 'hyena' and if she makes it past that stage, will then try to figure out the specific breed of dog we're looking for.
If a woman understands you, like as if she actually did see you as more than a giant pair. she'd know exactly how to read you. I'd expect more annoying, analyzation from a woman who didn't understand me...like the kind who sees you as nothing more than your primal drive alone.

Just my thoughts...which really don't matter to anyone else but me but I'm happy with that. Just trying to say, not all of us wade in that shallow pool, grinning ignorantly.
 

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Here here sir. :)

I can live without my balls if I must, but I will never live with the lack of dignity that is involved in resembling no more than testicles, and adhereing to the definitions of the so called human nature that equates us with animals.
 

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Sorry homie but I would never respect a woman who treated me as such and would likely part ways with her for the sake of my sanity. Personally, I feel I have much more to offer a woman than being a pair of balls on a leash. Last time I checked mine were only good for one thing and they certainly were not the drive behind half (the other half...of course but I'm making a point here) of what secures my bond with my woman. Perhaps a lot of guys are content with being looked at as one dimensional. I couldn't live that way myself.



If a woman understands you, like as if she actually did see you as more than a giant pair. she'd know exactly how to read you. I'd expect more annoying, analyzation from a woman who didn't understand me...like the kind who sees you as nothing more than your primal drive alone.

Just my thoughts...which really don't matter to anyone else but me but I'm happy with that. Just trying to say, not all of us wade in that shallow pool, grinning ignorantly.
That was all meant as a tongue-in-cheek joke.

I agree with you, but I'll have to post my *real* reply later in the week because the amount I'd have to say on the subject would most likely rival one of my entries in the evolution posts.
 

Ewok

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nice pics Corranthe:) but what happened that persons face behind you in the second pic :}
 

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That was all meant as a tongue-in-cheek joke.

I agree with you, but I'll have to post my *real* reply later in the week because the amount I'd have to say on the subject would most likely rival one of my entries in the evolution posts.
It's all cool Chesh. The whole individuality thing...it's ummm...good or something. {D

Has everyone kinda lost their WH humor in this thread?:?

-Sean
:? How do you do this...humor?

And to stay on topic, no pics of me! Debby is gonna kick my ass.
 

-Sarah-

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You take two large permanent markers, shove them up your nose, clap your hands with uncordinated accuracy, and walk around barking like a walrus.:)

-Sean
Hey, how about drawing a goatee on first before you do that? It's a lot funnier if you wear high heels, those help with the uncoordinated walrus walk :cool:

-Sarah
 

Corranthe

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nice pics Corranthe:) but what happened that persons face behind you in the second pic :}
Some random lady who I don't know and figured she might not be too thankful to have her pic posted to an Arachnoboards thread. That picture was taken a couple of months right before a wedding rehearsal. I was doing bridesmaid duties.
 
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