Tarantula Mating Song

Tranz

Arachnobaron
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Sep 18, 2002
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Pedipalps of Love

(Sung to the tune of really bad 80's music.)
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I just can't help but stridulate

'cause tonight I got a breeding date

he'll climb up my cage, tip-toe down the side

and warily approach my cork-bark hide

I'll pretend he's not there

raise up and kick hairs

but that's just a game:

"Hello, big spider, what's your name?"


I want to burrow in your epigastric furrow

I want to play with your fusillae

those eight bright eyes don't tell me lies

pound me with your pedipalps of love


cook my nook with that tibial hook

stir my fur with that tibial spur

bang my fang, and make me hiss

like a lovestruck roach

with your venomous kiss


want a cigarette?

come here my little cricket

don't be shy - just one last kiss goodbye . . .


[refrain]

I want to burrow in your epigastric furrow

I want to play with your fusillae

those eight bright eyes don't tell me lies

pound me with your pedipalps of love

pound me with your pedipalps of love

pound me with your pedipalps of love . . .
 

deifiler

Arachnoprince
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i think i just lost inteligence by reading that

:D haha

sweet song! im sure every spider sings it... :rolleyes:
 

Joanie

Arachnoknight
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I don't think I have ever laughed that hard while reading this forum!!!

The "I want to burrow in your epigastric furrow" is, I believe, the most poetic and definitely the most evocative line. =D
 

sunnymarcie

Celestial Spider
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What are you trying to do, kill me! LOL!

Funny as heck! A rather catchy tune ROTFLMAO!!=D =D
 

kellygirl

Arachnoprince
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Oh my gosh, that is HILARIOUS! And what's even funnier to me is that if any person who isn't into inverts would have no clue what that was about. :) I'd totally get a t-shirt with that on it--imagine the questions you'd get with that on your back! =D

kellygirl
 
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