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"OMG, My Brother just emailed me and said this very same thing just happened to his girlfriends old college roommate's uncle's dog walker's mom's best friend's daughter's new boyfriend's stepdad!"pitbulllady said:I still love the one about the couple who vacation in Mexico, and buy this big cactus to take back home to the good ole USA-don't laugh; I've actually had someone SWEAR this happened to their hairdresser's sister's boyfriend's third cousin, so it HAD to be true, right?....Before the man can ask why, though, the humming suddenly intensifiies, and with a loud POP! the entire cactus just explodes, sending a horde of hundreds of thousands of big, hairy TARANTULAS scattering all over the couple's house!
pitbulllady
Let me guess...when the tarantulas escape from the cactus they don't run for the nearest dark place to hide, do they? Nope, those crazy T's, they'll run right up your leg straight on up to your neck to bite you right on your "juggular" (sic) vein. Those poor people must've been COVERED in those NASTY SPIDERS!!! Yuck! ;P