Need help identifying this Bug!!!!

[The Snark]

"I like my chairs like I like my granola"

Life is like a bowl of Wheaties. You get up in the morning and it's there.
I'm guess the stuffing of the chair had been mostly converted to bits and pieces of chitin.

 

[RoachCoach]

I feel like the NSA is monitoring this conversation like we are talking in code. But in reality we are literally talking about crunchy chairs.