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Barely more than a puppy, one of those pseudo pit bulls wandered in and adopted a local restaurant. Typical of the breed it chose the place as it's terrotory that it is going to defend to the death.
So I saw the little chap camped out under a bamboo clump and went over to say hello. At first he seemed intent on wrapping himself about both of my legs at once in a very energetic manner which caused me to land on my butt. Delighted he continued the assault by getting in my lap. More precisely, standing in my lap while trying to lick my hair off. When he started to climb onto my shoulders aiming for sitting on top of my head I was forced to wrap him in a bear hug. With both arms fully occupied there was little I could do to defend myself from his tongue. I had to dump him and make a break for it before I needed a bath towel.
We squared off. He went boing a few times then down on his tummy he charged... well wormed himself at me-> More cuddles? PUHLEEEZE????
Me: "You really misinterpreted your operating manual, didn't you?"
Him: "How about I lick your shoe off and maybe try to climb in your pocket?"
I eyed him as I had dinner when a toddler went over to say hello to him. He threw himself on his back and wormed his way at her. She lost her balance and sat on top of him. He froze. She thought that was a nice place to sit. He eyed me: "Help! I'm stuck!" Some innate thinking in him, he didn't budge until she got bored and wandered off. He watched her go with the most forlorn look.
We asked the people in the restaurant about him. They were completely flummoxed. Not only wasn't there an aggressive bone in his body, he knew people. When an elderly man went past him with a cane he went up to the man and every so gently nudged his leg with his nose then sat down. When the owner of the place went over with their baby he was miles of curiosity, paws up on the guy sniffing the baby. He gave her a tiny little lick then saw he wasn't in trouble which made him wag his tail violently from front shoulders back then run in circles several times.
I simply can't figure him. The sweetest most charming critter I've ever come across but these different ways he treats people..............?
So I saw the little chap camped out under a bamboo clump and went over to say hello. At first he seemed intent on wrapping himself about both of my legs at once in a very energetic manner which caused me to land on my butt. Delighted he continued the assault by getting in my lap. More precisely, standing in my lap while trying to lick my hair off. When he started to climb onto my shoulders aiming for sitting on top of my head I was forced to wrap him in a bear hug. With both arms fully occupied there was little I could do to defend myself from his tongue. I had to dump him and make a break for it before I needed a bath towel.
We squared off. He went boing a few times then down on his tummy he charged... well wormed himself at me-> More cuddles? PUHLEEEZE????
Me: "You really misinterpreted your operating manual, didn't you?"
Him: "How about I lick your shoe off and maybe try to climb in your pocket?"
I eyed him as I had dinner when a toddler went over to say hello to him. He threw himself on his back and wormed his way at her. She lost her balance and sat on top of him. He froze. She thought that was a nice place to sit. He eyed me: "Help! I'm stuck!" Some innate thinking in him, he didn't budge until she got bored and wandered off. He watched her go with the most forlorn look.
We asked the people in the restaurant about him. They were completely flummoxed. Not only wasn't there an aggressive bone in his body, he knew people. When an elderly man went past him with a cane he went up to the man and every so gently nudged his leg with his nose then sat down. When the owner of the place went over with their baby he was miles of curiosity, paws up on the guy sniffing the baby. He gave her a tiny little lick then saw he wasn't in trouble which made him wag his tail violently from front shoulders back then run in circles several times.
I simply can't figure him. The sweetest most charming critter I've ever come across but these different ways he treats people..............?
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