More Betta drama oh god oh god what the hell is that?????

[Teal]

Oh, and I did a bad thing: Bill and Randy are gone.

That's just what "you" (aka them, because they [you] took you [what used to be you] over) want us to think!

I'm on to you, Bill... !!

Or are you Randy.. ?

 

[Kirsten]

That's just what "you" (aka them, because they [you] took you [what used to be you] over) want us to think!

I'm on to you, Bill... !!

Or are you Randy.. ?

Exactly!! There's no way they'd go down so quick without a fight. It's going to be a hostile takeover starting with the AB members, then slowly infiltrating society, blending in with our own, disguised as leaders,etc...WAIT...!!!!

 

[Shell]

That's just what "you" (aka them, because they [you] took you [what used to be you] over) want us to think!

I'm on to you, Bill... !!

Or are you Randy.. ?

I would say it's Randy. I don't think Bill is clever enough to plot that on his own AND use the computer

 

[Kirsten]

Oh...then there must be THREE!

 

[Teal]

Oh...then there must be THREE!

Don't look at me

 

[Tim Benzedrine]

And why NOT look at you!?! Could it be that it's because a careful examination might reveal that you are not the Teal that we all knew and loved( Well, maybe not actually loved, but at least relatively respected in a vaguely non-committal way), but who would now be more properly known as "Trill" or "Trandy", an amalgamation of the posters formerly known as Teal and the poster formerly known as inkl(Bill(Randy)), but now more properly called "The Queen Mother" and "Incubator of The Betta Horror", respectively?

At this point, I don't trust anybody in this thread! One minute we may be normal, the next composing nearly incomprehensible run-on sentence-laden paragraphs similar to the one above.
As far as I'm concerned, I'm the only non-infected one in this thread!

 

[Selket]

As far as I'm concerned, I'm the only non-infected one in this thread!

Or is that what you want us to think since you are actually the being that bill/randy/trill/trandy originally came from???

 

[Kirsten]

I'm wearing a tin foil hat;I will NOT be assimilated;P

 

[Shell]

I'm wearing a tin foil hat;I will NOT be assimilated;P

hahahaha Im off to make my tinfoil hat right now as we speak. I keep checking our tanks for Bill's and Randy's, so far so good, but I lay awake at night listening for the telltale splorch.

 

[Shell]

Or is that what you want us to think since you are actually the being that bill/randy/trill/trandy originally came from???

I agree, Tim seems to know WAY too much about Bill's and Randy's to be a "normal." :}

 

[Tim Benzedrine]

Splorch! Uh, I mean, don't be silly. I am one of- if not the only-normal in this thread, I tell you!

Don't let your guards down if you hear no splorching sounds. After the third instar, they also develop suction cups and as well as splorching, they can also sort of "squaffle" across the ceiling to drop down on your face from above as you sleep. So it would be wise to listen for squaffling as well. And if you hear both "splorch" and "squaffle" at the same time, God help you!

Now, if I had been assimilated by Bill/Randy/Trill/Trandy, would I offer helpful advice on how to avoid them? I think not!
Do notice that Teal, or whoever/whatever that is, suddenly took a low profile after I directed attention to her/it's direction!

 

[Kirsten]

BS!! That's just a ploy to keep us distracted! You know these creatures like to attack from below...from under the bed,couch,hot dog vendors' carts I for one will sleep with an eyemask with eyes painted on so the little demons will think I'm looking!

 

[Shell]

Splorch! Uh, I mean, don't be silly. I am one of- if not the only-normal in this thread, I tell you!


Now, if I had been assimilated by Bill/Randy/Trill/Trandy, would I offer helpful advice on how to avoid them? I think not!

Hmmm, this all just sounds like a brilliant plan to distract us from your true identity

 

[Teal]

Spllllooooorrrch squaaaaaffflllle splllloooooooooooooooorch!!!

<.<

>.>

I mean...

YES! Tim is trying to distract everyone in MY direction, so they won't realize that HE is really the Mother Splorch! Er.. Squaffle! Er... THING!