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but that has no bearing on the problem at hand. Unless the lease forbidds pets, the land lord has no recourse. With the exception if if Ts are banned (which would be done by compleat(not misspelled) morons) by city or state. If thats the case he could turn her in and maybe they wold be confiscated.I must from a legal standpoint dissagree, T's are as we know venomous.. and thusly the legal system treats them very differently. ala Bans in some municipalities.
if the law dosent explicitly state Ts are dangerous or are included they you can prob get out of that as well. In the USA we are innocent untill proven guilty, so LEGALLY its up to the pro suction (PUN ALERT) to PROVE that you have a dangerous animal.A lot of areas (county, city), have passed a dangerous animal law - and you can make a safe bet that Ts fall into the dangerous animal category. If your area has such a law and you took your T out in public not knowing the law...:wall:
maybe he heard her hollering when she was chucked by norris lolIf that was gonna work it already woulda....
I would just inform him, that if he evicts you, you will take him to court. And inform him that if it goes to court, you will have multitudes of experts on your side providing scientific evidence and argumentation proving any reason he has for evicting you to be patently false. Tell him you can prove that he has no legitimate reason to evict you, and that any action he takes against you would be based on his personal prejudice, and would be descriminatory in nature. Tell him you have access to arachnologists, breeders, experienced keepers, and specialists on invertebrate envenomations, and that they pack weighty support for your position.Any suggestions? I am in a real bad situation at the moment, and I am out of ideas. He seen me hold it, and I am fine. Any thoughts?
what if your hobby is illegal in the area?I would just inform him, that if he evicts you, you will take him to court. And inform him that if it goes to court, you will have multitudes of experts on your side providing scientific evidence and argumentation proving any reason he has for evicting you to be patently false. Tell him you can prove that he has no legitimate reason to evict you, and that any action he takes against you would be based on his personal prejudice, and would be descriminatory in nature. Tell him you have access to arachnologists, breeders, experienced keepers, and specialists on invertebrate envenomations, and that they pack weighty support for your position.
If you would like any assistance in proving the benignity of your hobby animals, feel free to contact me. You should NOT be kicked out of any habitation on account of your hobby.
Then you fight tooth and nail to make it legal. This hobby falls under the right to pursue happiness, which is a constitutional right. Whether it endangers you or not, you have the right to pursue any diversion that does not endanger others--skydiving, whitewater rafting, survival hiking, snake juggling, sword swallowing or whatever. You can make a STRONG constitutional case that you have the right to those activities. You can also make a VERY STRONG case that keeping tarantulas is nowhere near as dangerous as any of those legal activites. You therefore have the constitutional right to pursue this hobby, regardless of what local or state authorities say, because the U.S. Constitution is federal law, and supercedes any legislation passed below the federal level ( town bylaws, state laws, etc. ).what if your hobby is illegal in the area?
Amen to that!If tarantulas were outlawed in my area, I would lawyer up and take the issue to court immediately. Defend your rights!
My services are free for the good of the hobby!Hire a hitman.![]()
shoot you know as well as i do that the constitution of the united states is irrelevant in governance these days. If you get Technical ANY law that limits or restricts in any way firearm ownership is unconstitutional. but , even the NRA cant stop gun laws ... even stupid ones.Then you fight tooth and nail to make it legal. This hobby falls under the right to pursue happiness, which is a constitutional right. Whether it endangers you or not, you have the right to pursue any diversion that does not endanger others--skydiving, whitewater rafting, survival hiking, snake juggling, sword swallowing or whatever. You can make a STRONG constitutional case that you have the right to those activities. You can also make a VERY STRONG case that keeping tarantulas is nowhere near as dangerous as any of those legal activites. You therefore have the constitutional right to pursue this hobby, regardless of what local or state authorities say, because the U.S. Constitution is federal law, and supercedes any legislation passed below the federal level ( town bylaws, state laws, etc. ).
If tarantulas were outlawed in my area, I would lawyer up and take the issue to court immediately. Defend your rights!