If you were 4 inches tall, what tarantula would you take on in a fight?

[Moakmeister]

I wonder what a human bolus would look like

 

[Abyss]

Lmao great read.
I say gimmi a go w/ a blondi, all or nothing.
We could even tag team a P. muticus if im allowed weapons.
I trained MMA for a while and wrestled in high school. Pretty confident in my fighting ability especially w/ weapons given that we can problem solve an critically think etc and a T cant. I like my chances

 

[Abyss]

Accurate lmao

 

[basin79]

Great choice. Stay out of her burrow and you'd be as safe as houses.

As in they rarely venture out of their burrow so you wouldn't have to fight it.

But seeing as the thread is a fighting thread I dare say you'd be made to enter the burrow with a tiny little LED bulb.

 

[darkness975]

You, good sir, win the Interwebz for today! XD

 

[volcanopele]

L. klugi!

OK, maybe not. Final answer: C. leetzi.

My L. klugi would be my trusty sidekick, why would I try to fight her?

 

[Crone Returns]

I wonder what a human bolus would look like

I wonder what a human bolus would SMELL like!

 

[EulersK]

But seeing as the thread is a fighting thread I dare say you'd be made to enter the burrow with a tiny little LED bulb.

As a huge fan of horror survival games, I think we should push for the creators of Outlast to take this on.

 

[KezyGLA]

I would probably punch my G. sp. north.

Just to see if it moves.

 

[dragonfire1577]

A G. porteri because it would probably be fasting anyway and wouldn't eat me haha

 

[Haksilence]

S. calceatum. I ain't scared!!

I wouldn't fight a S calceatum at 6'1"..... Which is my height

 

[Chris LXXIX]

As a huge fan of horror survival games, I think we should push for the creators of Outlast to take this on.

Outlast is incredibly overrated in that sense, just saying. Scary? Pfff, not a bit

 

[Dennis Nedry]

I don't care whether I fight an OBT or a P. metallica or an S. calceatum as long as it's NOT a hungry A. geniculata.

The thought gives me shivers

 

[grumpycow3]

Cyriocosmus. elegans

 

[BoyFromLA]

“Run T, run!”

 

[ShyDragoness]

I'd say C. elegans but mine is a little psycho

 

[Walker253]

I would dominate an Aphonopelma mojaviensis and it's 5/8" leg span.

 

[Jmanbeing93]

OBT, although I am in a wheelchair and I probably wouldn't stand chance against the speed and venom.