If I discover a new breed of tarantula...

[Syngyne]

I'm naming it Theraphosa brunetti, so there is balance.

 

[JMoran1097]

not funny. BAN!

 

[Shadow Tongue]

Because blond and brunette are complete and total opposites and also the only two colors found in hair.

 

[cheetah13mo]

Because blond and brunette are complete and total opposites and also the only two colors found in hair.

What about red or orange? My brother has bright orange hair.

 

[Syngyne]

Because blond and brunette are complete and total opposites and also the only two colors found in hair.

They are extremes as far as color value. If there were a T.redheadi, there would need to be additional balancing performed, though I am not sure what. I would have to break out the Munsell chart.

 

[JMoran1097]

this joke thread totally failed.