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There there. We understand. You love the thing and it's the end all, be all of animals. But let's be honest, I've encountered scarier things in my breakfast cereal. Admittedly I have a nicely twisted and warped take on the world and just about any dog that bears it's fangs can give you a good fright but bouncemonsters just fail to fall into the wet-your-pants category. The critters that make me nervous are the ones that don't confront. Don't move rapidly but very slowly as they exude an air of malice aforethought. The ones that make your imagination work overtime like coming back from a hike to find a cougar track on top of your own. The bear sniffing around the flimsy cabin door when you are armed with a chain saw that won't start and an 18 inch iron skillet. A dobie just wouldn't instill the same consternation. Unless it was wearing antlers.Dobes aren't even defensive, they are protective when appropriate, but that's about it. Big, sucky mush balls in a scary dog body ...
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