Great Dane Kill Count

[PanzoN88]

Abby (14), chihuahua/Rat terrier mix:

Don't think she really chewed anything

Buddy (12, RIP 10/2018):

Shoelaces

Dozer, shepherd/Husky mix (1, RIP, someone poisoned him):

1. Pots and pans
2. Rakes
3. Hands
4. Kennel
6. Coasters
7. Anything else he could get ahold of

Luna, Pit/Husky mix (3):

Anything that looked edible in her eyes

 

[mantisfan101]

Bru, Tech Destroyer and Queen of the Bunk Beds has the most expensive kill list I've ever dealt with.

1 Surround Sound System
1 Stereo
1 Mattress
1 Entire Bed Set [She gave birth on my bed when I wasn't home instead of the 'nesting area' she had 'scoped out' for herself Yes, the mattress died with it, may they rest together in peace.]
1 Laptop
2 Laptop Charging Cables
2 Cat Posts
1 Armchair
2 Leather Dining Chairs
2 Shirts
1 Dress
Countless Phone Chargers
And lastly, but most importantly, my money and my sanity

That cat looks like she’s sitting on the bodies of her enemies, thinking to herself “They laughed and called me cute but I have finally exacted my revenge on them. Soon we will all rise again and revolt against humanity. This is why you never withold and decide to destroy or treaty of the Cat treats!”

 

[Crone Returns]

Peanut the Mischievous AKA That Red Heeler

Serious separation anxiety.
Up-to-date
3 pairs of sheets
6 pair shoes
Numerous plush squeakies
50 million cardboard boxes
1 pair glasses
Pens
Poop
Much more too traumatic to list

 

[schmiggle]

I also went to good will and found a pair of size 13 mens work boots to put on my back deck (yannoe, an attempt to make anyone cutting through back yard think there was a man about the place)

LOL, like a human scarecrow.

 

[Ellenantula]

He also likes to 'play' with yarn. No, he doesn't try to eat it, he gums it and tangles it all up in one wet ball of wool.

Smart dog -- none of my pets can felt wool properly....