Well I guess I get the stupid question of the day award, but please give serious answers. Say when I get my own place and decide that I don't want to deal with pesticides that I just get a T to go around getting pests. What T would work that doesn't make a huge web and can deal with Northern VA's humidity? I don't want something that will bite me unexpectedly. If it were big enough to eat those annoying little mice that would be a big plus!