Cow Tipping

[Teal]

So I questioned the guys on it, whose dead cows I saw and was told they died from cow tipping..

.. and they still swear that's how it happened :?

Now I am wondering what the hell really happened to those cows...

But, some cows DO sleep standing up, especially around the perimeter of calves.

 

[Tim Benzedrine]

They give us milk and cheese and those friendly moo noises!! So we better tip 'em, and tip 'em well!!

And don't forget an extra 5% if they get dairy products to you in 30 minutes or less!