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So, my girlfriend has been talking a lot lately about getting a cute little fuzzy animal for our apartment because she needs a change from all the spiders and scorpions and millipedes and lizards we are currently hiding in our apartment. So friday night we are at the mall and decide to take a pass through the pet store in there, and then we see it... a cute little fuzzy hamster. It seemed like the greatest thing in the world while we were in the pet store, we held it and petted it and played with it and it just seemed so sweet and innocent and an investment we could not pass up so we bought it. From the petstore we took it home and played with it, and thats when things all of a sudden turned sour. The first thing the hamster did was run up the front of me and latch on to my neck. Screaming like a little girl i grabbed the thing and yanked it down on my lap, where it then proceeded to take a big <edit> on me and take off running. So while im bleeding from my neck i and with <edit> balls all over my new pair of jeans im chasing this little horrible devil. Well i ended up catching it and me and my girl both agreed we should take it back. So for the night we decided to put it in a shoe box. The next morning we wake up and it ate the shoe box and escaped, so i had to run around chasing it until i caught it and then i threw it in the tubberware container. After catching it, we went to turn the tv on and realized that our tv remote in the living rooms buttons were all chewed off. Then we checked the vcr remote.... also chewed to hell. Then we proceeded to check the bedroom tv remote... also chewed to hell. To make an end to a long story we ended up taking the nasty evil hamster back and getting a rat and it has been such a sweet pet. So DONT BUY HAMSTERS.... buy rats
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