Anyone else have tarantula nightmares?

[Chris LXXIX]

In the beginning of keeping T`s. I had nightmares about my T`s were getting out of their enclosure and ran away, and never to be found again.
Since then i usually dont have nightmares about T`s.
The only freakin nightmare is when one of the adults are chewing in their enclosures, or mature males drumming. Now that`s freakin annoying

 

[Chris LXXIX]

I had a dream, instead. Not a nightmare, but a dream, by Jove.

Me, the Goddess* humble Priest, and our benign Mother that, with a huge dildo, educates the infidels about the hissing words of wisdom, one hole after another! No mercy!

Ah, such a sweet dream, but sadly, reality always "knock". But one day... uhm

* 0.1 Pelinobius muticus PBUH (Peace Be Upon Her)

 

[Chris LXXIX]

@Leila

Please tell me what I have to clarify, my Lady. Me and the Goddess* are at your service

* 0.1 Pelinobius muticus PBUH (Peace Be Upon Her)

 

[Ddannison]

I always dream that my Ts are housed together....like all of them in one tank. I am filled with so much panic and confusion as to why I would do that

 

[G. pulchra]

I've never even had a dream about tarantula's, let alone a nightmare. The hobby is very stress reducing for me, which may be why.

 

[Timc]

I always dream that my Ts are housed together....like all of them in one tank. I am filled with so much panic and confusion as to why I would do that

That is exactly the dream I have most often.

 

[Leila]

Me, the Goddess* humble Priest, and our benign Mother that, with a huge dildo....No mercy!

Ah, such a sweet dream, but sadly, reality always "knock". But one day... uhm

* 0.1 Pelinobius muticus PBUH (Peace Be Upon Her)

Lmao! You know why I asked for clarification, goofball. ​

 

[Chris LXXIX]

Lmao! You know why I asked for clarification, goofball. ​

Ah, but I was talking about the "sacred hole/s" of kindness, charity, altruism etc kinda 'Onimusha 2' :-s

For give you a movie "idea", think about "The Matrix", where needles are needed for put skills, ability etc straight into the bodies. I don't know why the Goddess* had a Dildo, probably all of those female T's with Ping Pong balls I've saw here recently remained impressed into my subconscious

* 0.1 Pelinobius muticus PBUH (Peace Be Upon Her)

 

[Leila]

Ah, but I was talking about the "sacred hole/s" of kindness, charity, altruism etc kinda 'Onimusha 2' :-s

For give you a movie "idea", think about "The Matrix", where needles are needed for put skills, ability etc straight into the bodies. I don't know why the Goddess* had a Dildo, probably all of those female T's with Ping Pong balls I've saw here recently remained impressed into my subconscious

* 0.1 Pelinobius muticus PBUH (Peace Be Upon Her)

Oh my...
I have no words, dear Chris

 

[Moakmeister]

I once had a nightmare that Regina turned out to be male.

BUT IT DIDN'T END WHEN I WOKE UP

 

[Chris LXXIX]

I once had a nightmare that Regina turned out to be male.

BUT IT DIDN'T END WHEN I WOKE UP

The funny thing is that I have predicted such scenario time ago, in another thread

 

[Moakmeister]

The funny thing is that I have predicted such scenario time ago, in another thread

 

[Moakmeister]

The funny thing is that I have predicted such scenario time ago, in another thread

Well on the optimistic side, suddenly I'm seeing all these gallery photos of flapless molts and people saying it's a female tarantula. I thought it had to have a flap to be female, but since I've learned this, I tried to take another look at my molt, but I friggin tore it apart. So we'll have to wait. I'm labelling it suspect male for now.

 

[Chris LXXIX]

Well on the optimistic side, suddenly I'm seeing all these gallery photos of flapless molts and people saying it's a female tarantula. I thought it had to have a flap to be female, but since I've learned this, I tried to take another look at my molt, but I friggin tore it apart. So we'll have to wait. I'm labelling it suspect male for now.

I love to joke, but I forgot you to tell this in your thread, man, for a bit of hope :-s

Remember, ventral pictures-eye sexing isn't the rule, and shouldn't.

Nothing beats the exuvia check: 100% accurate (if you know what to look for, of course).

 

[Moakmeister]

I love to joke, but I forgot you to tell this in your thread, man, for a bit of hope :-s

Remember, ventral-eye sexing isn't the rule, and shouldn't.

Nothing beats the exuvia check: 100% accurate (if you know what to look for, of course).

That's what I meant. I didn't know what to look for, but now that I do, I can't because the molt is destroyed. We'll have to keep our fingers crossed.

 

[Chris LXXIX]

That's what I meant. I didn't know what to look for, but now that I do, I can't because the molt is destroyed. We'll have to keep our fingers crossed.

Yup. Just wait for the another. Even better :-s