A Hannah and a naked woman

[The Snark]

My snake - dog wapper stick got put to work today.

Bike riding up a road. Ahead I see a 5 footer Hannah crossing the road. A car splats it. Two women on a motorcycle ahead of me stop and try to corral the thrashing bitey before it gets into the tall grass on the verge.
I charge up, warning them off and hook the snake. Hold it in the air until it is done for. The women produce a bag and hold it open. I drop the snake in while asking, geen aroy mai? (Tasty eating?) The reply, Aroy mak! Very tasty.
Sigh. And the circle goes unbroken.

Half hour later I get up into the boonies. Riding down a remote dirt road. I see a dog grab a sarong off a clothes line. A naked woman comes running out yelling. Dog runs off with the garment. I charge at the dog, stick out again, the dog wapper end brandished this time.

Woman sees me, is mortally embarrassed, trying to cover up with her hands. Dog sees me, is mortally afraid, drops laundry and boogies. Avert eyes, sheath stick and ride off.

 

[Tleilaxu]

Once again you fail to provide pics?

Now I'm asking the question on everyone's mind, was the woman attractive?

 

[The Snark]

Once again you fail to provide pics?

ARRGGG!! Being gallant and generous, I chose to buy the Nikon instead of a quality Go-Pro type camera which only I would end up using. Camera around my neck and 2-3 hours of bike ride with neuralgia setting in I feel like a test subject in a US Army wound lab.
So I ask you this. Wrapped in a heavy padded blanket, will the Nikon D3400 survive the banging and bashing my bike basket dishes out? (Maybe even an occasional ejection and tumble on the ground).

Now I'm asking the question on everyone's mind, was the woman attractive?

Being gallant and chivalrous all I took in was a snap paramedic assessment. ~5'6" ~130 lbs, mid 20's BMI ~22, furious expression.

Cobra: Gray-olive drab, faint thin white annular lines..

 

[Thistles]

So that's a "hell yeah, bro"

 

[The Snark]

So that's a "hell yeah, bro"

This an interesting affliction mostly found among medical workers. You get asked, or get to thinking, was that person attractive? With the knee jerk responses packed away under years of professionalism, you have to slam on the brakes, back 50 yards up the road and give it the thrice over. As in duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh OH!! Yuppers. Was.
You can easily make Homer Simpson look like the sharpest stick in an eye poking contest.

 

[Thistles]

When you've seen 10,000 naked people, one ape looks pretty much like another? Or priorities are different? We're evaluating anatomy differently? It takes an exceptional specimen (to either extreme) to make an impact?

 

[The Snark]

When you've seen 10,000 naked people, one ape looks pretty much like another? Or priorities are different? We're evaluating anatomy differently? It takes an exceptional specimen (to either extreme) to make an impact?

Whoa. Get bombed with introspection, which I am lousy at, to start my day. Go analytical. As the song says:
So I snuck up close behind myself, and gave myself a kiss,
then led myself to the mirror where I saw a laughing maniac who was writing songs like this...
Take those one by one.
?Cadavers and compromised physiology from traumas give you a different perspective for certain. It doesn't take 10,000 cyanotic conditions, or lividity having set in, to put things in a different light.
?The priorities do get shifted. The primal desire to procreate knee jerk definitely is suppressed.
?Evaluating differently... yes. The average person's exposure to nudity is in the form of porn which is presented a certain way with certain intents and end results in mind. For myself, a pair of boobs instantly reminds me of editing and copying a self test breast exam video and training the x-ray techs in the proper use of a new mammography imager with various nurses contributing their anatomy in order to get a full image with surrounding tissue on the first shot.
?And I suppose the most well designed pair of boobs, IMHO - putting most professional models to shame, are attached to my sister whom I deeply respect, is as strong as a gorilla and could easily have a career as a homicidal maniac..

As for the other bits. Seeing the birth canal used for it's primary function several times offers decidedly different perspective to things.
And generally speaking, BMI is BMI and self respect in fine tuning the machine counts a lot. A fully clothed Serena Williams is, to me, a hell of a lot sexier than centerfolds.

 

[Thistles]

Whoa. Get bombed with introspection, which I am lousy at, to start my day. Go analytical. As the song says:
So I snuck up close behind myself, and gave myself a kiss,
then led myself to the mirror where I saw a laughing maniac who was writing songs like this...
Take those one by one.
?Cadavers and compromised physiology from traumas give you a different perspective for certain. It doesn't take 10,000 cyanotic conditions, or lividity having set in, to put things in a different light.
?The priorities do get shifted. The primal desire to procreate knee jerk definitely is suppressed.
?Evaluating differently... yes. The average person's exposure to nudity is in the form of porn which is presented a certain way with certain intents and end results in mind. For myself, a pair of boobs instantly reminds me of editing and copying a self test breast exam video and training the x-ray techs in the proper use of a new mammography imager with various nurses contributing their anatomy in order to get a full image with surrounding tissue on the first shot.
?And I suppose the most well designed pair of boobs, IMHO - putting most professional models to shame, are attached to my sister whom I deeply respect, is as strong as a gorilla and could easily have a career as a homicidal maniac..

As for the other bits. Seeing the birth canal used for it's primary function several times offers decidedly different perspective to things.
And generally speaking, BMI is BMI and self respect in fine tuning the machine counts a lot. A fully clothed Serena Williams is, to me, a hell of a lot sexier than centerfolds.

You're never under any obligation to answer me, lol. Thanks for putting in the effort, though.

 

[The Snark]

But I prefer the mental image of a damsel in distress and the gallant perv... knight with weapon drawn on his rusty steed charging in to the rescue.