Dovey

I collect and breed every classification of tarantula, as well as domestic scorpions, a few centipedes, ball pythons, blood pythons, bearded dragons, dilute and striped cornsnakes, orchids, koi, herbs, old-timey flowers, cactus, and more dubia roaches than you can shake a stick at. Believe me, I've tried. Too many dubias...not enough sticks.

When they fall in the pool or otherwise find their way into the dog run, I deal with venomous snakes and lizards long...