Here is my terrible daughter.
CommanderBacon

Here is my terrible daughter.

Her name is General Fu Hao and she draws more blood on a daily basis than any tarantula in my collection ever has or will.
I bet that I can cuddle her without issues, cats loves me :)
People keep telling me that, and then they meet her and she hisses and swats at them. She literally hates everyone except me and my partner, who she adores.

We joke that she hates gingers, but it seems that she actually does. She REALLY dislikes company, especially people who try to pet her, but once she attacked and chased one of my ginger friends from the bedroom he had been sleeping in.

If I gave her up, she would be put down, so I let her chew on me because I love her mean ass :|
 
People keep telling me that, and then they meet her and she hisses and swats at them. She literally hates everyone except me and my partner, who she adores.

We joke that she hates gingers, but it seems that she actually does. She REALLY dislikes company, especially people who try to pet her, but once she attacked and chased one of my ginger friends from the bedroom he had been sleeping in.

If I gave her up, she would be put down, so I let her chew on me because I love her mean ass :|
But everyone hates ginger people: I remember a South Park episode saying that :singing: :troll:
 
But everyone hates ginger people: I remember a South Park episode saying that :singing: :troll:
TBH though she turns 9 in a month, and she just recently started coming out of her hidey hole when we have one guest over. If there is more than one guest, she will not come out. A friend of ours who is a veterinarian stopped mid-sentence when Fu strolled into the living room and said, "THAT CAT IS F___ HUUUUGE!" because not only is The General full of hate, she is also extremely large.

I lie to her and tell her she is a good cat. She is pretty smart, though. She figured out how to unlock the deadbolt and open the front door of my old apartment, so I woke up at 7 am a few times with my apartment door open wide. I also trained her to do tricks for treats.
 
It shows! She's like, "Why are you taking my picture? Are you going to show it to people? I HATE PEOPLE!"
She has RBF, but also actually does hate everyone. I think she has PTSD from when she was a baby. We guessed she fell out of the roof in a coffee warehouse, because she was found under a coffee roaster as a tiny kitten. She was pretty dehydrated and took a few days to poop, but she's always been insane and mean. My arms looked like a self-harmed when she was a kitten and still always have several cuts and healing scabs now.

My partner told me "She's not the cat you wanted, but she's the cat you deserve" so I informed him he is now on boyfriend probation.
 
She certainly is beautiful, even with RBF. I love how cats all have different personalities and have to be catered to and compromised with because if not, that's how you get your stuff ruined :)
 
lovely. Keep her away from your Ts
total killer that one, look in the eyes
they say "If you were smaller I would kill and eat you"
 

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