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The Goddess: an open virtual letter to the arachno-pundits community

Discussion in 'Tarantula Chat' started by Chris LXXIX, Mar 17, 2017.

  1. 14pokies

    14pokies Arachnoprince Active Member

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    Nope the madness was brought on by the fava beans and the liver of his victim :mask:
     
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  2. boina

    boina Arachnobaron Arachnosupporter

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    Hey! Leave 3.14159 alone! That's much too scientific for any New Age people anyway.

    (Pundit: Someome who knows something about something)
     
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  3. Andrea82

    Andrea82 Arachnoprince Active Member

    When you need to explain as a non native English speaker what an English word means to a native
    english speaker...:D
     
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  4. Chris LXXIX

    Chris LXXIX Arachnoemperor Active Member

    You need to consider that this thread of utmost importance, is followed closely by the best worldwide arachno-pundits like Rogério Bertani, Fukushima etc but let's not forget even Mr. Stan Schultz, and his next TKG.

    We can't, as devoted and humble followers of the Goddess 0.1 Pelinobius muticus PBUH (Peace Be Upon Her) not mantain a serious approach, we can't risk to be viewed as raving psychotics or hustlers like the first politician seeking the White House chair.

    Verily I say unto You that the followers of the Goddess 0.1 Pelinobius muticus PBUH (Peace Be Upon Her) are an 'Ocean of Warriors' that will continue the struggle until Victory be won, something that the archno-pundits shouldn't underestimate, that's why my conditions to those u_u

     
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  5. Andrea82

    Andrea82 Arachnoprince Active Member

    'raving psychotics'
    You said it first friend...:D:kiss:
     
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  6. viper69

    viper69 ArachnoGod Old Timer

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    This post proves how passionate Italians are ;)

    Purely a subjective term... NEXT.

    BTW, there are A LOT of other Ts, that are far more beautiful than the King Baboon. It is by far one of the most boring looking Ts I've seen. Do you really think that if this species was 3" it would be so well known? :rolleyes:

    Again, that statement is SUBJECTIVE too.

    I think with you coming from the country with more World Heritage Sites than any other, with almost all of them being art in some form will understand this.

    It is King Baboon. Introducing another common name is simply irresponsible. It is what this entire hobby constantly has to sift through.




    Even these 2 small Ts have more color! King nothing, more like a serf :D


     
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  7. Paiige

    Paiige Arachnobaron

    This was delightful to read through :D

    @Leila I have no idea what the lollipop was intended to be used for, I use it sort of as a 'hey, that was silly/derpy/good job you goof' or if none of the other ratings seem to apply :p
     
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  8. CWilson1351

    CWilson1351 Arachnoknight Active Member

    Interesting argument for changing the common name. Or maybe entertaining is the better word to use. I do have one question however, if she is the "Goddess" why would you dishonor her by naming her Queen? Is a goddess not above a queen? :pompous:
     
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  9. Spidermolt

    Spidermolt Arachnoknight

    I thought it was some type of cake? :troll::D
     
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  10. Chris LXXIX

    Chris LXXIX Arachnoemperor Active Member

    Goddess is Her status :angelic:
    'Queen' (Queen Baboon) is only the new common name that needs to be adopted, since, sadly, common names mania wouldn't disappear.

    I only think that's a pretty dumb thing to call/depict Pelinobius muticus 0.1 specimens as 'King', a manly title :-s

    !!!!!!!!!!

    At this point I need to inform you that even the Holy See (located in Amen Corner, Italy) and the Holy Father gave me their total Blessing for my quest u_u
     
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  11. You have 100% convinced me to join this cult. All I gotta do is figure out how to keep a tarantula / convince my parents xD They so sensitive about big spiders yet they let me keep roaches, scorpions, and scary true spiders
     
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  12. Chris LXXIX

    Chris LXXIX Arachnoemperor Active Member

    Bravo Stugy :-s

    No one can resist the beauty of the Goddess, it's like a Siren calling you from beyond. Or Shangri-La :angelic:

    Shangri-La I've said? More!

    The Goddess is a Noble creature that went out directly from the Lost City of Carcosa :)
     
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  13. crone

    crone Arachnodemon

    AMEN! Brother I am WITH you. Although I can only love Her from afar, She is the one, true magnificent GODDESS! PBUH!
     
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  14. viper69

    viper69 ArachnoGod Old Timer

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    A cult has formed...Look out people.
     
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  15. crone

    crone Arachnodemon

    LMAO.

    It's a dit that makes puns.
     
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  16. Venom1080

    Venom1080 Arachnoking Active Member

    whats a dit?
     
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  17. crone

    crone Arachnodemon

    A dit is like a bit who makes you sit in your:wideyed:
     
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  18. Trenor

    Trenor Arachnoprince Active Member

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    I don't even know what this means. What brought this craziness on? Did they reclassify it or something? Someone translate this for me. o_O
     
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  19. Chris LXXIX

    Chris LXXIX Arachnoemperor Active Member

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    it's a request to the arachnid-pundits worldwide community, where me, First and devoted humble priest of the Goddess 0.1 Pelinobius muticus PBUH (Peace Be Upon Her) and all the Goddess loyalists, devoted, disciples, and even the followers (those that love the Goddess but don't praise Her on daily basis at their homes) asks to those to accept our conditions.

    Conditions that, finally, would give to Our benign Mother the Glory she deserves u_u

    "Ruler of Theraphosidae, Her Excellency, Field Baboon Hissing Supreme Matriarchy Leader, VC, DSO, MC, Goddess of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, Lady of ALL Africa red earth land with Uganda and Kenya dry savannah in particular."
     
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  20. Trenor

    Trenor Arachnoprince Active Member

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    Oh, so the normal cult stuff. :D
    Cool, I thought maybe they reclassified the the King Baboon or something.
    Carry on with the brainwashing.
     
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