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The Goddess: an open virtual letter to the arachno-pundits community

Discussion in 'Tarantula Chat' started by Chris LXXIX, Mar 17, 2017.

  1. BobBarley

    BobBarley Arachnoprince Active Member

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    I thought pundit was like... that weird sugary stuff they put on cakes? Texture is kinda like thick paper, but it's made from sugar and can be made into weird shapes??
     
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  2. louise f

    louise f Arachnoangel

    :hilarious::hilarious: What no no no the sugary stuff you put on cakes are called fondant and it tastes so awful. :spitoutdummy::yuck:


    The meaning of pundit, Read my friend read :p:D

    https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pundit
     
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  3. clive 82

    clive 82 Arachnosquire

    Homer Simpson with Ned Flanders bush lol! Love it lol!
     
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  4. Chris LXXIX

    Chris LXXIX Arachnoemperor Active Member

    Don't forget, on the Midnight of December 24, to sing this for your 0.1 Goddess Pelinobius muticus PBUH (Peace Be Upon Her) using this as pre-recorded 'help', and offer Her a nice sized roach if possible. Praise the Goddess!



    Correct Lyrics (made by me, humble and devoted Priest) for the Goddess here v

    O holy night!
    The Goddess is brightly shining
    It is the night of the dear Goddess birth!
    Long lay the world in sin and error pining
    Till She appear'd and the soul felt its worth.
    A thrill of hope the weary soul rejoices
    For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn!

    Fall on those rear legs
    Oh hear Her hissing voice
    Oh night divine
    Oh night when the Goddess was born
    Oh night divine
    Oh night divine

    Led by the light of that burrow serenely beaming
    With glowing hearts by Her cradle we stand
    So led by light of a star sweetly gleaming
    Here come the wise Theraphosidae from African land
    The Goddess of Gods lay thus in lowly manger
    In all our trials born to be our friend

    Truly She taught us to love one another
    Her law is love and Her hissing sound is peace
    Chains shall She break for the upcoming Goddess owner is our brother
    And in Her name all oppression shall cease
    Sweet hymns of joy in grateful chorus raise we,
    Let all within us praise Her holy name: Goddess 0.1 Pelinobius muticus PBUH (Peace Be Upon Her)
     
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  5. Chris LXXIX

    Chris LXXIX Arachnoemperor Active Member

    One of the Goddess 0.1 Pelinobius muticus OST/Theme about obligate burrowers haters, kafirs, heretics, hustlers sellers of 0.1 Goddess like if they are selling a 'grammo', etc etc and etc



    Clearly, the arachno-pundit community needs to recognize us as a Legit and indipendent movement, giving to our benign Mother the Glory She deserve.
    Our moment is near, Goddess Loyalists! Rejoyce! :-s
     
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  6. Icculus

    Icculus Arachnosquire

    I think we've gone a wee bit over the edge here:bag:
     
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  7. Chris LXXIX

    Chris LXXIX Arachnoemperor Active Member

    Heresy! :-s
     
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  8. Icculus

    Icculus Arachnosquire

    Hahaha. just don't let the queen know
     
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  9. Chris LXXIX

    Chris LXXIX Arachnoemperor Active Member

    Goddess! Goddess 0.1 Pelinobius muticus PBUH (Peace Be Upon Her) :bookworm: <-- Holy Hissing Revelations Book

    'Queen' (from 'Queen Baboon') is only the new common name that arachno-pundits need to accept/adopt. Common names sucks, let's be honest, but sucks more to call/view as 'King' a huge, most wanted, 0.1 Goddess u_u or to call as 'King' a little 1.0 good for creating other Goddess and nothing else.

    What people need to realize is that here, on this thread, I'm stating facts and facts only... more: here I'm writing the upcoming history of Pelinobius muticus :pompous:
     
  10. Chris LXXIX

    Chris LXXIX Arachnoemperor Active Member

    Goddess 0.1 Pelinobius muticus PBUH (Peace Be Upon Her) battle armor :kiss:

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    Ruler of Theraphosidae, Her Excellency, Field Baboon Hissing Supreme Matriarchy Leader, VC, DSO, MC, Goddess of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, Lady of ALL Africa red earth land with Uganda and Kenya dry savannah in particular."

    Credits to @bryverine here v

    http://arachnoboards.com/threads/my-princess-is-coming-soon.281159/
     
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  11. smitje

    smitje Arachnosquire Active Member

    Chris, besides from this one can I ask you a question?
     
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  12. Chris LXXIX

    Chris LXXIX Arachnoemperor Active Member

    Yuk :-s
     
  13. Chris LXXIX

    Chris LXXIX Arachnoemperor Active Member

    Feel free to ask me what you want to know, but Behold! what you wish for can become true u_u
     
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  14. smitje

    smitje Arachnosquire Active Member

    I was already worried about that so I tried to be polite :)

    How many times a day do you have your Goddess bite you and are the halucinations really worth the agony? Thinking about getting one myself as they are only the price of 2 papertrips..... ;)
     
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  15. Andaingean

    Andaingean Arachnopeon

    Darn I thought this thread was about Kate Upton.
     
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  16. Chris LXXIX

    Chris LXXIX Arachnoemperor Active Member

    Uh? No offence but she's so famous here that I had to 'Google' her. Kate Upton, pffft :-s

    Goddess 0.1 Pelinobius muticus PBUH (Peace Be Upon Her) and the whole engine starts, with only a wisp of gas :kiss:
     
  17. Chris LXXIX

    Chris LXXIX Arachnoemperor Active Member

    I'm in symbiosis with the Goddess. Bites, hallucinations, you say? Even my Scolopendra subspinipes fears and knows about the charm-protection that the Hissing Lady casted upon me.

    Those are things for our enemies. I pray the Goddess just like the other witches did with Elena Markos:

    "... Death, Sickness! Away with them, our Goddess enemies. They must die!"

    "... once you hear Her hissing... you can't anymore forget that sound" <-- quote from a former Cultist escaped and living in fear :peeking::mask:


     
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  18. smitje

    smitje Arachnosquire Active Member

    Dont worry Im Dutch, I have no problem with gay people or transgenders :) Im just joking, tell me when I cross a line, its sometimes hard to understand for the Dutch as we brought most of you to where you are, we build the best boats ever, fantastic! :)
     
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  19. smitje

    smitje Arachnosquire Active Member

    Dude, you come from bologna? My mom is italian so I know you are not native :) unless you are in some Alps resort getting therapy :kiss:
     
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  20. Chris LXXIX

    Chris LXXIX Arachnoemperor Active Member

    Oh so you were in that movie... 'The Karate Kid'. Nice! :)



    Ma cosa dici mai, sciocchino? :yawn: :kiss: :cat:

    Muahahahahah, man please. Italian boats are of best :-s