Something hilarious I noticed.

[FinnMosin]

@FinnMosin I live in the UK (and the FBI is a domestic agency with very little power outside the US IIRC), if anyone from across the pond was going to come banging on my door it'd be the CIA, and even that is pretty unlikely.

@The Grym Reaper, I was confused until I looked up. Hit the rating as an accident scrolling. Apologies. Carry on!

 

[MurrayTheMailman]

Chris Hansen is at your door. Haha

 

[The Grym Reaper]

@The Grym Reaper, I was confused until I looked up. Hit the rating as an accident scrolling. Apologies. Carry on!

Ah, bloody tricksey touchscreens

 

[Villagecreep]

I wonder if the FBI ever mistakenly checks those ads out - "Ah hell, just those tarantula weirdos again"

That would be HILARIOUS!

 

[dord]

Trying to find a screenshot of some texts where a stranger wants to buy 'juvenile males' or something so the recipient asks for their address to report them to the police, saying they'll come to them with the males, until they realize they're just talking about birds...

 

[Bob Lee]

"Ah these juvenile males are so cute, how long till we can breed them?"
...

 

[Greasylake]

"My female hasn't been receptive to my male's attempts to breed. Maybe if I leave them together for a few weeks they'll mate?"

 

[notanarachnophobe]

We're all terrible people...