Felidae
Arachnosquire
- Joined
- Mar 29, 2015
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- 62
Iridopelma hirsutum. That happened...
That is one dud male lolthats funny, i got a similar reaction today.
i sent my MM p murinus out a couple days ago for a breeding loan, and the owner of the female sent me this....
my male has some learning to do.
So at a singles bar you run up to female and massage them?That spider is ridiculously lucky he didn't become a meal! Honestly though, kind of reminds me at myself at a singles bar.
Yes. That's exactly what I do.So at a singles bar you run up to female and massage them?
I know, he was basically molesting her.That's one unreceptive female! Poor little guy tried so hard lol.
Sounds illegal, for the record, have you ever had to talk to the cops afterward?:wideyed:Yes. That's exactly what I do.
It doesn't work, for the record.
Once or twice. I just massage them, too. It's a known fact that officers are like lizards - rub their bellies and they go into a deep trance.Sounds illegal, for the record, have you ever had to talk to the cops afterward?:wideyed:
Iridopelma hirsutum. That happened...
Your male looks like someone who take too much drinks with the colleges that night and cannot handle the wife's needs anymorethats funny, i got a similar reaction today.
i sent my MM p murinus out a couple days ago for a breeding loan, and the owner of the female sent me this.....
my male has some learning to do.
Try the "Ariel Castro" method instead of "singles bar", using your 'Eric Bana' hairstyle for that. If things gone wrong, old Italians/Americans of the good days style... when they build Las Vegas with Benjamin 'Bugsy' Siegel. The desert. And a holeThat spider is ridiculously lucky he didn't become a meal! Honestly though, kind of reminds me at myself at a singles bar.
This one isn't even a joke - I once got a girl in college to go on a date with me just because I faked a Cuban accent when I met her. Eleven years in Miami taught me the suave nature of Tony Montana.Try the "Ariel Castro" method instead of "singles bar", using your 'Eric Bana' hairstyle for that. If things gone wrong, old Italians/Americans of the good days style... when they build Las Vegas with Benjamin 'Bugsy' Siegel. The desert. And a hole
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Good! I hope that you performed the "chainsaw" joke with her my man after a cafecitoThis one isn't even a joke - I once got a girl in college to go on a date with me just because I faked a Cuban accent when I met her. Eleven years in Miami taught me the suave nature of Tony Montana.