Non receptive female got massage

[Felidae]

Iridopelma hirsutum. That happened...

 

[grimmjowls]

Oh my God.

Nothing like turning him down gently enough that he tries to persuade you with a massage.

 

[KezyGLA]

Should I stay or should I go

 

[Felidae]

Inside I was laugh badly. That's why the little fancy camera movements.

 

[Flexzone]

Haha, He's like c'mon honey just a quickie, and she's half asleep saying go away

 

[EulersK]

That spider is ridiculously lucky he didn't become a meal! Honestly though, kind of reminds me at myself at a singles bar.

 

[Trenor]

Hey, that T had the magic touch.

Awesome video.

 

[Haksilence]

thats funny, i got a similar reaction today.

i sent my MM p murinus out a couple days ago for a breeding loan, and the owner of the female sent me this.....

my male has some learning to do.

 

[jigalojey]

thats funny, i got a similar reaction today.

i sent my MM p murinus out a couple days ago for a breeding loan, and the owner of the female sent me this....

my male has some learning to do.

That is one dud male lol

 

[Blue Jaye]

That's one unreceptive female! Poor little guy tried so hard lol.

 

[BobBarley]

That spider is ridiculously lucky he didn't become a meal! Honestly though, kind of reminds me at myself at a singles bar.

So at a singles bar you run up to female and massage them?

 

[EulersK]

So at a singles bar you run up to female and massage them?

Yes. That's exactly what I do.

It doesn't work, for the record.

 

[cold blood]

That's one unreceptive female! Poor little guy tried so hard lol.

I know, he was basically molesting her.

Yes. That's exactly what I do.

It doesn't work, for the record.

Sounds illegal, for the record, have you ever had to talk to the cops afterward?:wideyed:

 

[EulersK]

Sounds illegal, for the record, have you ever had to talk to the cops afterward?:wideyed:

Once or twice. I just massage them, too. It's a known fact that officers are like lizards - rub their bellies and they go into a deep trance.

 

[louise f]

Iridopelma hirsutum. That happened...

Ohh did you take the dishes dear, NO.. i thought so, well you aint gettin none

 

[Felidae]

thats funny, i got a similar reaction today.

i sent my MM p murinus out a couple days ago for a breeding loan, and the owner of the female sent me this.....

my male has some learning to do.

Your male looks like someone who take too much drinks with the colleges that night and cannot handle the wife's needs anymore

 

[Vanessa]

I loved the way she stretches her legs out like that. Poor little guy isn't feeling the love.

 

[Chris LXXIX]

That spider is ridiculously lucky he didn't become a meal! Honestly though, kind of reminds me at myself at a singles bar.

Try the "Ariel Castro" method instead of "singles bar", using your 'Eric Bana' hairstyle for that. If things gone wrong, old Italians/Americans of the good days style... when they build Las Vegas with Benjamin 'Bugsy' Siegel. The desert. And a hole

jok

 

[EulersK]

Try the "Ariel Castro" method instead of "singles bar", using your 'Eric Bana' hairstyle for that. If things gone wrong, old Italians/Americans of the good days style... when they build Las Vegas with Benjamin 'Bugsy' Siegel. The desert. And a hole

jok

This one isn't even a joke - I once got a girl in college to go on a date with me just because I faked a Cuban accent when I met her. Eleven years in Miami taught me the suave nature of Tony Montana.

 

[Chris LXXIX]

This one isn't even a joke - I once got a girl in college to go on a date with me just because I faked a Cuban accent when I met her. Eleven years in Miami taught me the suave nature of Tony Montana.

Good! I hope that you performed the "chainsaw" joke with her my man after a cafecito