What kind of spider is this? (Just for fun)

[Boomkip]

Came across this pretty big spider.
It walked a bit funny, isn't really good at webbing and it smelled like mushroom soup. Anyone know what kind of spider this is?

 

[Thearachnidaddict]

Kill it with fire

 

[The Snark]

Sphinx, Bambino, Peterbald, Minskin, Dwelf, Donskoy or Levkoy

 

[Boomkip]

Kill it with fire

Keeping it under a warm blanket also okay?

 

[Thearachnidaddict]

Keeping it under a warm blanket also okay?

No but a easy bake oven is

 

[Nicole C G]

They only come out near October, it’s Peledocsis ireansis. They only come out near October because they only eat candy, and while Easter, Christmas, and other holidays have lots of candy, Halloween is the only one where they can get to the candy because it’s all placed outside.

 

[Edan bandoot]

A featherless biped; it's a man!