The Great Rumpus Fish

The Snark

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Special thanks to an AB post for reminding me of this.

A friend had an Oscar. The dialogue went as follows:

Him: My fish just bit me on the nose!
Me: You have got to be ****ting me! How?
Him: I was bending over the tank like this...
MUNCH
 

Galapoheros

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I was hoping for video. Tell him to do it again but record it this time. There's a nice cichlid here in the Austin area but it's just about the only fish you can keep in the tank.
 

14pokies

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Your welcome:wink: side note while working at a petstore i was knocked down and as a result knocked out by an arowana that we were packing up to deliver to a customer... I posted the story on the boards awhile back ill try to find the thread..

It jumped and hit me square on the bridge of my nose.. I was leaking like crazy and both of my eyes were almost completly swollen shut...
 

The Snark

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And the moral of all this is don't try kissing any fish that is just a couple of small steps removed from the late Cretaceous.
 

pyro fiend

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And the moral of all this is don't try kissing any fish that is just a couple of small steps removed from the late Cretaceous.
man spoil all my hopes and dreams why dont ya.. lmao.. wold have been so amazingly hilarious if you got it on video tho..
 
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