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I think most people have missed the big picture here. Shame on all you ardent biologists and psychologists!
The hot issue here is who wrote that initial tripe and has s/he been seen by a licensed psychotherapist? Is s/he trotting about the mid east carrying a loaded weapon?
Of much greater interest to me, more than a pic of some folks abusing a couple of fugids is what the psych profile of the author is like.
<<"FOUND IN IRAQ !
They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long.
If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will instantly run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you.">>
Conversely, if there was some reason to believe that report, we have an animal able to produce Novocaine (Procaine) C13 H21 O2 N2 Cl. A synthesized form of cocaine. Hmm. Maybe we shouldn't let that get out. There would be folks all over starting 'camel spider' farms.
PS Sorry about the sarcasm but it really irks me. We have this incredible world filled with all these amazing creatures. Just one species, or even sub-species enough to give us countless hours of awe and wonder. But that isn't enough. We have to have people crank out idiocies about these critters for some bizarre amusement.
The most recent one, that being a salticidae fanatic caused me to laugh at first was the remake of the blush spider hoax, the toilet seat spider. In case some of you haven't caught up on that one, the newest victim of idiot propaganda is, of all things, Telamonia dimidiata. One of the cutest and most colorful of the jumpers. Well, I want to know who trained these guys to trade their venom with the Latro then got them to stay put under toilet seats. "NO HUNTING! You stay put are bite only @$$es! You hear me??!"
The hot issue here is who wrote that initial tripe and has s/he been seen by a licensed psychotherapist? Is s/he trotting about the mid east carrying a loaded weapon?
Of much greater interest to me, more than a pic of some folks abusing a couple of fugids is what the psych profile of the author is like.
<<"FOUND IN IRAQ !
They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long.
If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will instantly run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you.">>
Conversely, if there was some reason to believe that report, we have an animal able to produce Novocaine (Procaine) C13 H21 O2 N2 Cl. A synthesized form of cocaine. Hmm. Maybe we shouldn't let that get out. There would be folks all over starting 'camel spider' farms.
PS Sorry about the sarcasm but it really irks me. We have this incredible world filled with all these amazing creatures. Just one species, or even sub-species enough to give us countless hours of awe and wonder. But that isn't enough. We have to have people crank out idiocies about these critters for some bizarre amusement.
The most recent one, that being a salticidae fanatic caused me to laugh at first was the remake of the blush spider hoax, the toilet seat spider. In case some of you haven't caught up on that one, the newest victim of idiot propaganda is, of all things, Telamonia dimidiata. One of the cutest and most colorful of the jumpers. Well, I want to know who trained these guys to trade their venom with the Latro then got them to stay put under toilet seats. "NO HUNTING! You stay put are bite only @$$es! You hear me??!"
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