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So the dog itches. Following instructions from the boss I bought a flea and tick shampoo. To this I added Eucalyptol, Camphor and Lemongrass extracts. Finding an old vial of menthol I figured what the heck and added that. I also had to add some dishwashing liquid and laundry detergent to get the mixture to go emulsion.
Meanwhile the boss, having become decidedly unhappy about my mentioning he might have mange and extolling the agonies those little monsters are so good at distributing, had been doing some serious thinking. Unknown to me she added to the dog shampoo a jar of Tiger Balm (like Ben Gay to the 3rd power), an antibiotic and anti itch lotion the doctor prescribed for her when she had a weird rash and, because she read on the label you could add it to your bath water, a good sploosh of the bathroom cleanser and fungicide (smells like a pine tree pissing on a flaming oil derrick).
So I corralled the dog in the driveway and gave him a serious shampoo job. Something seemed a little weird. We had the precursor gusts of wind pre monsoon but the fumes radiating off the dog were making my eyes water. By the time I got finished and thoroughly rinsed the dog was giving me some really strange accusing glances. I couldn't blame him. He smelled like he would glow in the dark. Upon calling the boss she brought me up to speed on her own additions to the shampoo.
A few hours later he is still giving me offended looks but on the bright side the carport appears to be mosquito free. Maybe we are onto something here.
Meanwhile the boss, having become decidedly unhappy about my mentioning he might have mange and extolling the agonies those little monsters are so good at distributing, had been doing some serious thinking. Unknown to me she added to the dog shampoo a jar of Tiger Balm (like Ben Gay to the 3rd power), an antibiotic and anti itch lotion the doctor prescribed for her when she had a weird rash and, because she read on the label you could add it to your bath water, a good sploosh of the bathroom cleanser and fungicide (smells like a pine tree pissing on a flaming oil derrick).
So I corralled the dog in the driveway and gave him a serious shampoo job. Something seemed a little weird. We had the precursor gusts of wind pre monsoon but the fumes radiating off the dog were making my eyes water. By the time I got finished and thoroughly rinsed the dog was giving me some really strange accusing glances. I couldn't blame him. He smelled like he would glow in the dark. Upon calling the boss she brought me up to speed on her own additions to the shampoo.
A few hours later he is still giving me offended looks but on the bright side the carport appears to be mosquito free. Maybe we are onto something here.