Polar Bear Genitails are shrinking

[dr_hemlock2]

now i do not know about you but i do not think i would want my genetials measured? and i wonder who they bribed to do this type of research and if he was on drugs or something when he tested his/her theory. but any way you look at it OUCH!
-doc-
here is the link

http:///news.yahoo.com/s/space/20060823/sc_space/studypolarbeargenitalsareshrinking

 

[Stylopidae]

Hey...every time I go to polar bear territory, my genitals tend to shrink also.


Must be the weather.

 

[OldHag]

I can think of absolutly nothing I can post that wont be edited by the mods. This one is just too open for my overactive imagination..

 

[bugmankeith]

Wow that is a strange occupation. Did you read where they scientists were almost out of food and were going to eat the sled dogs, but ended up not doing that because I guess they found food.

That is just crazy!

 

[bugs4life]

Shrinking genitals. Poor polar bears, their homes aren't the only things shrinking
Sorry that just all made me think of global warming stupid peoplewhodontcareabouttheenvironmentaroundthemandendupkillingwildlife!!!

 

[PA7R1CK]

Hey...every time I go to polar bear territory, my genitals tend to shrink also.


Must be the weather.

Haha.... I think it happens to all of us guys. I think weather could play a part in this though.

 

[Louise E. Rothstein]

Poor polar bears...

Dear Pa7rick:

It IS "the weather." Heat and cold are relative terms. Melting ice may (still) seem to be "too cold" to humans;but chaotic morasses of melting ice are far "too hot" for the polar bears who cannot sleep in that stuff and who often find themselves unable to get enough to eat in that either.

For a stressed polar bear survival is all that matters.
When sex goes by the board the bear doesn't regret it.
Survival comes first.
It is all that he has.

Most regrettably yours,
Louise E. Rothstein.

 

[bugs4life]

Dear Pa7rick:

It IS "the weather." Heat and cold are relative terms. Melting ice may (still) seem to be "too cold" to humans;but chaotic morasses of melting ice are far "too hot" for the polar bears who cannot sleep in that stuff and who often find themselves unable to get enough to eat in that either.

For a stressed polar bear survival is all that matters.
When sex goes by the board the bear doesn't regret it.
Survival comes first.
It is all that he has.

Most regrettably yours,
Louise E. Rothstein.

It's hard for me to sense whether you were being rude or not. I'm not happy about the polar bear situation either but that doesn't mean someone can't take a laugh at what this topic was started for.