My wildlife rehab patient:

[rapunzel]

would gladly remove your eyes if you got close enough.

Don't fall for the innocent look, it is just waiting for the right opportunity to come hissing and strike- rattlesnake style:

 

[MrT]

Their especially scary to men you know? LOL

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[rapunzel]

they like worms!

Dangle anything around and they are certain to bite it off!
I highly suggest to all men that they dont run around naked in front of a goose!

 

[MrT]

ROFLMAO, =D =D =D