Jones0911
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man steals snake and regrets it in the morning ( Coventry, England)
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"Dwayne awoke the next morning to see Bruce the Snake trying to eat his sleeping friend."
Karma strikes!
Karma strikes!
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I call MALE BOVINE FECAL MATTER!
It's not even a large AfRock; mine is that size and it's WAY too small to even try to eat a human, so unless the guy's "sleeping friend" was a rodent, rabbit or small dog or cat, the whole story is BS made up for sensationalism. The snake does not even appear aggressive in the pics, and whoever is holding it isn't even trying to control the head, just free-handling it.
pitbulllady
It's not even a large AfRock; mine is that size and it's WAY too small to even try to eat a human, so unless the guy's "sleeping friend" was a rodent, rabbit or small dog or cat, the whole story is BS made up for sensationalism. The snake does not even appear aggressive in the pics, and whoever is holding it isn't even trying to control the head, just free-handling it.
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PBL, you are way too kind and gentle. This one ranks up there with toilet spiders and the clock eating phoneutria.
MarkmD
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Sounds like bull to me.
3skulls
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Was his sleeping friend a rat?
It's a ratings thing. People hear that a python tried to eat someone and it gets a ton of hits. But what the guy actually said in the video is "the snake was coiled in a S with it's jaws open." So all that really happened was a drunk fidiot came close to a bite. You know how it is when a large python or boa is in the news. Always trying to eat some poor idiot.
cantthinkofone
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back in my days you could trust people selling snakes out of vans lol just kidding...
ArachnidSentinl
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I must have missed that one. Any chance you have a link?
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Search 'clock spider'. Now reported to be a sparassid. Incredibly, when the clock was removed to get a picture of the entire critter, some frontal lobe recessives actually started the rumor it had eaten the clock. Tens of thousands of arachnophobes voiced their ignorance and asininity over the incident.
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/clockspider-1746.jpg
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Or the wild breeding population of asbestos laden Ts ...